Jordan Schmidt

Producer/Songwriter/Mixer/All-American Track Star

[Jordan Schmidt @jordanmschmidt]

@ptung8 @GrangerSmith You suck

[Jordan Schmidt @jordanmschmidt]

@HoveyBenjamin dude hit me in the DM! Come write in Nashville

[Jordan Schmidt @jordanmschmidt]

“We’ll do a round of surf and turfs for the the table”
- things you hear at a country club

[Jordan Schmidt @jordanmschmidt]

I bet even Reagan hates Reagan National Airport

[Jordan Schmidt @jordanmschmidt]

@m10penny This is profound. Proud of you buddy

[Jordan Schmidt @jordanmschmidt]

If it’s called the pointer finger because we point a lot, it could also be called your booger finger

[Blake Shelton @blakeshelton]

Also a HUGE thank you and congratulations to @HardyMusic, @zdevin and @jordanmschmidt!!!! You guys are incredibly talented writers.

[Jordan Schmidt @jordanmschmidt]

@tonythaxton Hahahahaha

[Jordan Schmidt @jordanmschmidt]

It gets harder and harder staying up till midnight on The 4th of July but you gotta do it!!!!

[Up Top Culture @UpTopCulture]

when you try pulling the hotel blanket from where it’s tucked

[Kane Brown @kanebrown]

Rodeo coming out July 12th hit that retweet 🔥🔥

[Jordan Schmidt @jordanmschmidt]

@tombstonepoetry @grahamrowell

[Jordan Schmidt @jordanmschmidt]

How come they can make paper cups that don’t fall apart in under 2 minutes but not straws? MAKE THE STRAWS OUT OF THE CUPS WHAT ARE YOU DOING SCIENCE

[Jordan Schmidt @jordanmschmidt]

@grahamrowell I’m just fuckin sick of it

[Ted Travelstead @trumpetcake]

A BROADWAY SHOW ABOUT A PIZZERIA AND THEY MAKE ACTUAL PIZZAS ONSTAGE AND SERVE THEM TO THE AUDIENCE AND THE PIZZA IS SO DELICIOUS BUT THE SHOW IS GODAWFUL AND SO IT CLOSES BUT SOMEONE BUYS THE THEATER AND TURNS IT INTO A PIZZA RESTAURANT AND THEN THEY DO A BROADWAY SHOW ABOUT IT.

[Jordan Schmidt @jordanmschmidt]

@adamhambrick Cuz you’re a poser sometimes

[Jordan Schmidt @jordanmschmidt]

Did you ever fly private if you didn’t post 20 photos throughout the entire year about it? #nothingprivateaboutthatONEflight

[Jordan Schmidt @jordanmschmidt]

Comments on pornhub should be called cumments

[Jordan Schmidt @jordanmschmidt]

Uber Snark in Nashville would kill it, then go out of business immediately

[Sir H͓͓͓̽̽̽E͓͓̽̽N͓̽RY™ @sirHenry_Kau]

A rare animal that cries like a man was found in Arabian peninsula. They used to believe that the cry was of the dead souls from the graves until they found it crying. 👇🏼