Jordan Remmes

Digital Producer | MS #Marketing; BA #Communications | I still watch Game of Thrones and that’s fine | Tweets are my own

[Jordan Remmes @jordanremmes]

@hughlaurie @jan_murray @unherd No one should’ve been mad at either of you. People need to get a life. You’re too kind for the internet, Hugh. (Bit of Fry and Laurie, and who you are as a person to this day delights me.) Don’t ever change.

[Jordan Remmes @jordanremmes]

“It’s not happening! Lies from the liberal media!” - walrus clap, because numbers and science is just a scam.

[Jordan Remmes @jordanremmes]

Why deduce philosophic principles of economic policy? So I was just puttering around the internet

[Jordan Remmes @jordanremmes]

@DisBeforeAfter Here is a picture of it Friday, Jan 30. True before for the after picture

[Jordan Remmes @jordanremmes]

@Hozier definitely looking at me here on my @Spotify wrap up. Flirty and yet terribly disengaged. Just, all around exhausted. Truly my sweet spot. 🙂‍↔️ <3

[Jordan Remmes @jordanremmes]

.@Google search engine: thoughts on having a button on Organic results which users can use to opine on the validity of the content?
#SEO

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Girls’ school is closed after a bad storm. I just looked up the weather around here and found this.
I am expecting hail, winds, and ketchup. Everywhere.

[Jordan Remmes @jordanremmes]

If I had a food blog… I’d spend a LOT of the page just slowwwwwly writing “the more you scroll the more likely you’ll find this on Google.” And then give them a recipe.
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No one wants that intro story.

[Jordan Remmes @jordanremmes]

I think they called it Parker Something-or-Other which would’ve been funnier if it was a pun based on “PARKING” on the surface of the sun, buts actually named after some dweeb in glasses.

[Jordan Remmes @jordanremmes]

Was just watching a program on recent accomplishments in astronomy and universal properties etc and I’m on episode 8 where they’re talking about a unit on its way to try and make contact with the sun —

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(of course if human got within 8million miles of it, they’d be evaporated into nothing) and I wanted them to call this unit Icarus BUT NO ONE LISTENS TO ME.

[Jordan Remmes @jordanremmes]

Local business providing fortified peanut butter bars to treat children on brink of death now $22mil suspended because it’s “foreign aid”.

But don’t worry, it was contested & reinstated, but too late cause all the staff and American peanut farmers were fired.
#TrumpsAmerica

[Jordan Remmes @jordanremmes]

Well that’s a hotfix if I’ve ever seen one. Really @eBay ? #internetsecurity #dataprivacy #maybehireme

[Jordan Remmes @jordanremmes]

Pregnancy (zygote, blastocyst, fetus, etc) is a parasite. Pretty fascinating actually. If a parasite causes an infection and is killing you, then [REDACTED]

[Jordan Remmes @jordanremmes]

@SueannaSmith3 And that’s always been true. I’m a data analyst. The correlation and causation between IQ points, Education, and voting has always been clear. More advanced people vote Progressive.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

In an ideal scenario the President of the United States and the worst person in the world would be two different people.

[Jordan Remmes @jordanremmes]

We can’t be surprised when the biggest cheat and liar on the planet “wins”.

We CHOSE to play a game with a con man.

What did you expect?

[Jordan Remmes @jordanremmes]

Love my 4 yr reminder map of where statistically higher IQ’s and more advanced Education lie…
#VoteBlue

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Oooooh, look who I found… 👀
@KateFlannery
#TheOffice