Jordan Ries

SIU Swimming and Diving••• @rachaelkelch

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

To @ARizzo44, the heart and soul of the greatest Cubs team of all time.

For all you’ve done on the field and for all you do off it.

Thank you. #TeamRizzo

[Jordan Ries @jordanries]

Jordan-Ries-1 #VenmoMe

[Venmo @Venmo]

We’re giving out $100,000 today. RT this with your Venmo handle for a chance to win $500. #VenmoMe

Must follow @Venmo. No purch nec. Ends 6/28. US only, 18+. Venmo acct req’d. Rules: https://t.co/g4KLdGjvpV

[audrey @getAATme]

texting your ex:
- stupid
- not gonna end well
- harmful

texting “SIGN SEUDKP” to 50409 to sign a petition urging your elected officials to end the qualified immunity act:
- so easy
- literally takes two seconds
- makes you objectively more attractive

[Jordan Ries @jordanries]

@Splouge_415 It was donated for free but no this is so real kevin

[Jordan Ries @jordanries]

a lot of people have been asking.... and YES! i AM accepting venmo payments so I can purchase a full size trampoline for my parents backyard :)

[Jordan Ries @jordanries]

@jackie_rose231 @Splouge_415 I am immune to any and all sickness

[Jordan Ries @jordanries]

@RachaelKelch Only if I can popcorn bounce you

[Jordan Ries @jordanries]

@Splouge_415 I think about unfollowing you every time you tweet

[Jordan Ries @jordanries]

Day 1 of no work and I can’t stop thinking about the substitute teacher we had in 8th grade that spent an entire class period trying to convince the class that the moon landing was fake

[Jordan Ries @jordanries]

@saranazari__ @michellem1996 Some people just have a gift

[Jordan Ries @jordanries]

I love when videos of @michellem1996 pop up on my timeline

[Jordan Ries @jordanries]

@rachhauer My god

[Saluki Swim and Dive @SIU_SwimDive]

Conference honors keep rollin' in‼️

Congrats to our latest MAC Athlete of the Week, Matt Ciezczak.👏👏

#Salukis // #MACtion
https://t.co/NUSghlnYct

[Jordan Ries @jordanries]

@Splouge_415 Not sure if that one will catch on

[Jordan Ries @jordanries]

Lost my keys during a 4 mile run (and spent an extra 2 miles looking for them) and I don’t think that it’s a coincidence that it’s also @saranazari__ bday