Jordan Robins

work in digital, sometimes @muraliend. love a negroni, @ytfc, @somersetccc, and a bit of united.

[Jordan Robins @jordanrobins]

Looks like an England scorecard just after lunch

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Ajax's combined results after 21 games this season 🤯

[Jordan Robins @jordanrobins]

@SNICKERSUK still showing an ad with Mourinho is incredibly poor taste imo

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

DIDDUMS

[🥷🏼™ @UTDNosa1]

Run it back, @BMbeumo19 https://t.co/ndfFc6i8dr

[Sonny @Sonny_MUFC]

Hi @ManUtd don’t suppose he left any of them trendy chinos or coats about did he? Can collect.

[CK @stateoffooty]

Me after I said idgaf bout her

[Test Match Special @bbctms]

Rehan Ahmed and Shoaib Bashir were invited by the Pakistan team to join them for Friday prayers in Multan.

#PAKvENG #BBCCricket

[Samplo Corvodina of Streatham @TreborRhurbarb]

Lee Carsley looked all set to become England's full-time manager, and quite plausibly do very well at it, but then in a moment of inexplicable madness he allowed the ghost of Garth Crooks to pick the starting XI

[PNF 🌚 @PotnoodIefringe]

Ye fella does September dumps on Instagram

[Patrick(?) @phantom_threadz]

By far the greatest artistic loss of my generation. The whole industry is still playing catch up to things she was doing a decade ago. Feels like the future died with her.

[Lewis @lewispringle]

Today marks 10 years since the greatest ever tweet, and picture, was posted on here. #CillaBlack #ArCilla

[Tom @WiggumCharm]

Sorry. Can’t wait until October. I’m doing this tonight…

[Gloverscast 🎙⚽️💚 @gloverscast]

🤯 #YTFC

[Jordan Robins @jordanrobins]

Romeo done

[Transfer News Live @DeadlineDayLive]

🚨 Former Brentford player and son of the legendary David Beckham, Romeo has retired from professional football at the age of 22.

He has decided to end his football career and pursue a career in fashion, having already signed a contract with a modeling agency.

(Source: @SunSport )

[greghall. @tofeelhealed]

me showing my boss 24 videos of shows where people break each others noses with spin kicks that he could go to instead for the price of one oasis ticket

[🗣️ BUY FOUR STARS BY JOEL GOLBY @joelgolby]

great guy. no England manager will ever make a kid do this again

[dan @danb3ard]

me leaving the leeds festival site with the radio 1 stage up my arse

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @BurkeSzn_]

...wish your girlfriend was hot like me

[mensrea @HaSeongsRim]

got a crack pipe stuck in my new hokas 👍

[REGINA @gabrielomoses]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 “matter of fact where’s my bread?”