jordan

[Fiona @FionaSmall]

Jesus to Judas at the Last Supper

[hannah 🐳 @hanfromdastreet]

trisha paytas when her baby starts talking with a british accent

[Jenni @hashjenni]

me in the house on New Year’s Eve watching y’all’s stories:

[☔ @Whotfismick]

WE MADE IT TO FRIDAY EVERYBODY!

[randy @woahokrandy]

Joe Jonas was tired of Sophie Turner putting the cups in the top cabinet, far from his reach, TMZ reports

[Amanda Duberman @AmandaDuberman]

Me: I’m pretty shy and reserved

Me after a single drink:

[j @jinagarten]

Ready for another holiday with family

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

me saying “BUT MIND YOU” to make my connections in a story

[#fenty @deadsbirth]

idk how to explain this but Thursday, October and 8:00 PM are all the same

[fran @galacticidiots]

My love language is forcing everyone to become obsessed with my current obsession so they suffer with me. I am the opposite of a gatekeeper. I am a gateway.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i made a little presentation

[jordan @jordanruth]

corporate culture is typing "LOL" in emails

[Gender Pay Gap Bot @PayGapApp]

In this organisation, women's median hourly pay is 36.8% lower than men's.