Jordan Johnson

Cool no one cares

[Linda Suhler, PhD @LindaSuhler]

@realDonaldTrump Dems can’t win by playing by the rules, so they figure their winning strategy is to change the rules - stack the deck. Just a new form of cheating, nothing new for them.

They know they CAN’T win without twisting the Constitution until it’s unrecognizable.

#Trump2020

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The Democrats are getting very “strange.” They now want to change the voting age to 16, abolish the Electoral College, and Increase significantly the number of Supreme Court Justices. Actually, you’ve got to win it at the Ballot Box!

[Jordan Johnson @jordansomerr]

@DoorDash how did I order 30$ worth of Starbucks and 3 out of the 4 drinks were wrong . I paid extra for the larger sizes got the smallest size . Paid for extras and got none smh

[🇺🇸 Trump’s The Man 🇺🇸 @writersblockage]

@CBarrett93 @politicalteach @RanttMedia @realDonaldTrump The investigation proved she deleted 33,000 emails AFTER receiving a subpoena telling her not to. She also used bleachbit to wipe her server clean and had her aides smash her phones. She should've been charged with perjury and obstruction of justice but she was well protected.

[Jordan Johnson @jordansomerr]

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[Jordan Johnson @jordansomerr]

Lame I am so at a loss for words.. you girls are so embarrassing this is some real grimey shit bullying is wrong and shame on you lil nasties for making this

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

OUR GREAT COUNTRY MUST HAVE BORDER SECURITY!

[Jordan Johnson @jordansomerr]

@HotBoxPizza hey is this acceptable?? Broadripple ; Indianapolis Indiana smh

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

So great that oil prices are falling (thank you President T). Add that, which is like a big Tax Cut, to our other good Economic news. Inflation down (are you listening Fed)!

[Jordan Johnson @jordansomerr]

@DoorDash I was so excited for my food and it came 399% wrk g 😓

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

RUSH LIMBAUGH “If the FBI was so concerned, and if they weren’t targeting Trump, they should have told Trump. If they were really concerned about the Russians infiltrating a campaign (hoax), then why not try to stop it? Why not tell Trump? Because they were pushing this scam.”

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The Wall Street Journal asks, “WHERE IN THE WORLD WAS BARACK OBAMA?” A very good question!

[Jordan Johnson @jordansomerr]

Literally cannot stand when someone asks for a phone number or address when they’re talking to you on a smart phone like they don’t have access to the internet

[Jordan Johnson @jordansomerr]

@LondonaLozzy @KimKardashian

[Jordan Johnson @jordansomerr]

Y’all won’t hear “YANNY” after this https://t.co/l5tLCH8KZs

[Earth Vessel Quotes @earthvessquotes]

@CloeCouture you can hear both when you adjust the bass levels:

[Jordan Johnson @jordansomerr]

@DoorDash just botched my order and my boyfriend is gonna kill me cause half the stuff is missing and he hasn’t shut up about this food for hours

[Jordan Johnson @jordansomerr]

Who is it that’s got you gassed up

[Jordan Johnson @jordansomerr]

Hey @Wendys what is this ?? Is this fried air this is the second sandwich I’ve got that’s literally so fried the meat is gone is this acceptable to you?

[Jordan Johnson @jordansomerr]

All that gray in our conversation history ohh

[Jordan Johnson @jordansomerr]

@DoorDash_Help Thank u for responding !

[Jordan Johnson @jordansomerr]

@DoorDash I have used you twice today and it’s the second time my order was messed up i dong want to switch services but dang