Jordan Stender

Dawg | Taco enthusiast

[Chicano Marine 🇲🇽🇺🇸💙 @elchicanomarine]

I think we can all agree with this.

[Richard Smith @Richard_ezio]

I guess it depends on the politics they agree with...

[Clement Lee, MD, MSc @ClementLeeMD]

I have a master’s in nutrition. Riboflavin is vitamin B2.

If you can’t pronounce it and do not know what it is maybe don’t be our health secretary!

[Jordan Stender @jordanstender]

@SenBillCassidy “Doctor” my ass 😂😂😂😂

[Jordan Stender @jordanstender]

@Chicago1Ray Why are we gonna pay for him to stay in jail? There’s better punishment for him

[Jordan Stender @jordanstender]

NOLA people are the nicest people ever seriously. they don’t deserve this 😭😭

[Amy Zimmer @AmyZimmerWJCL]

Extremely kind gesture.

Restaurant Medium Rare in New Orleans handing out hot meals to members of the media covering the terrorist attack that took place this morning before the Sugar Bowl.

[Jordan Stender @jordanstender]

My favorite MAGA comment 😂😂😂

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

Trump Supporter: “How come everyone who goes to college is a Biden supporter?”

[Jordan Stender @jordanstender]

@alyssasmith1994 Absolutely fucked @Delta . At this point, Spirit airlines is more loyal than Daddy D. I can imagine the other airlines are having a field day with this knowing how many customers they’re about to get.

[Jordan Stender @jordanstender]

@MattWalshBlog She is? She’s seeing an artist she loves, catching up on shows and learning how to make a new dish she’s interested in. Awfully bold coming from someone who talks shit and pushes politics on twitter everyday. Your insecurity and need for control is screaming my dude.

[Jordan Stender @jordanstender]

@DonutOperator @KevinEn19473152 @CalltoActivism @ThisIsKyleR Delusional 😂😂😂😂

[Jordan Stender @jordanstender]

@KrisKling @staceyabrams @ReverendWarnock @senatorjen F these people Kristen. Thank you for putting a vote where it matters. You’re a queen ❤️

[Kristin Klingshirn @KrisKling]

Took advantage of early voting and proudly cast my vote for @staceyabrams, @ReverendWarnock, and @senatorjen.

Make sure your voice is heard and #vote.

https://t.co/DiP4mNvnGX

[Jordan Stender @jordanstender]

@Jonathanjones38 @KrisKling @staceyabrams @ReverendWarnock @senatorjen You’re ***

[Jordan Stender @jordanstender]

@JCGrabmayer07 can you please come inside and help me with excel

[Beto O'Rourke @BetoORourke]

Governor Abbott, if you have any decency, you will immediately withdraw from this weekend’s NRA convention and urge them to hold it anywhere but Texas.

[Rep. Dean Phillips 🇺🇸 @RepDeanPhillips]

I’m a gun owner. Do not tell me our Founders conceived of this carnage when they wrote the Constitution. Do not tell me they would have tolerated this madness. Do not tell me that teachers must be armed. And do not tell me your AR15 is worth more than another 14 children’s lives.

[Jordan Stender @jordanstender]

@wiccansage1 @vanstable @CarmenStuder @LeighWaldman She is mentally deranged. I was curious and after looking at her twitter I’m sure of it. 🤯

[Jordan Stender @jordanstender]

@rillogutsnvomit I have truly, TRULY never resonated with a tweet more

[㋛ @rillogutsnvomit]

the older I get the more I truly understand
1. wine & xanax moms
2. people who commit tax fraud

[Austin Long @AustinLong74]

RUN THE DAMN BALL LFG