plump turkey jordan

Swimmer, runner, spodermen enthusiast, owner of pancake mix.

[plump turkey jordan @jordanstraub_]

My other garlic plant died so I’m officially starting a new garlic plant thread. She just poked through the dirt last night! She is 1.5 cm tall!

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Countries where Domino's pizza restaurants exist

[James @CaucasianJames]

kids that were tweeting “this ain’t it chief” in 2018 have 9-5’s now

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

Ed needs your help!

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It's #FreeMapMonday! Re-tweet and follow us for a chance to win the map Colorado National Monument!

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[plump turkey jordan @jordanstraub_]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 28 Feb 2013 (via @twi_age).

[plump turkey jordan @jordanstraub_]

Drinking half a beer tonight and putting it in the fridge so I can finish it tomorrow night. It’s the weekend, baby!

[plump turkey jordan @jordanstraub_]

Hey @elonmusk come over to my house tonight I promise it’s not a trap it’s my friends bday. DM for addy.

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New Year, New USGS Store, New #FreeMapMonday!

It's #FreeMapMonday! Re-tweet and follow us for a chance to win the classic map of the Grand Canyon! Don't forget to check out the new and improved USGS Store at https://t.co/5FEYEKj9wh!

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[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

“Dear Lord, I’ve see what you’ve done for others” https://t.co/QrkDyxxOTB

[plump turkey jordan @jordanstraub_]

Rudolph is a story about how if you are different from everybody else you must save Christmas if you want to be respected by your peers and family.

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It's #FreeMapMonday! Re-tweet and follow us for a chance to win the State Map of Alaska!

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It's #FreeMapMonday! Re-tweet and follow us for a chance to win the map of Tsunami Generating Earthquakes!

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[plump turkey jordan @jordanstraub_]

That’s it. I’m just gonna say it.

Slimbo Jimbo.

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It's #FreeMapMonday! Re-tweet and follow us for a chance to win the Satellite map of Dais, Antarctica!

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[plump turkey jordan @jordanstraub_]

I think he looks nice!

[“Cordell” Woodland @CordellWoodland]

John Harbaugh said the biggest issue with Josh Allen is that he does everything well #RavensFlock

[neural net guesses memes @ResNeXtGuesser]

Image prediction: borzoi
Confidence: 10.24%
Submission by @penbbles

[plump turkey jordan @jordanstraub_]

Caucasian James in Wausau ?!?

[James @CaucasianJames]

getting a quick cut before signing up to serve my country

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It's #FreeMapMonday! Re-tweet and follow us for a chance to win the US Satellite View 1984-1986 map!

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[plump turkey jordan @jordanstraub_]

Can’t believe any of you chose flying. You realize that you can just shapeshift into something that flies? Smh

[plump turkey jordan @jordanstraub_]

Which superpower would you choose?

[plump turkey jordan @jordanstraub_]

Which superpower would you choose?