Big Tex

Hired hand at Hall's Produce. From Morrilton, Arkansas, live in Big Sandy, Texas.

[Big Tex @jordanwadebaker]

Y'all can thank an Arkansan for the badass knives y'all got at the Alamo, but #HappyTexasIndependenceDay anyway!

[Big Tex @jordanwadebaker]

Everyone is talking about the NFL playoffs, meanwhile, I'm just waiting on March Madness to start...

[Big Tex @jordanwadebaker]

You can't spell #Dallas without two Ls!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Can you imagine if the election results were the opposite and WE tried to play the Russia/CIA card. It would be called conspiracy theory!

[ESPN College Football @ESPNCFB]

Aaaaaand Jim Harbaugh just broke his headset.

[Big Tex @jordanwadebaker]

Castro is dead, and Kanye has stopped touring. And y'all were saying Trump will ruin the world! Merica

[Big Tex @jordanwadebaker]

People, the election is over. Trump won, Clinton lost boo hoo. Can't we all just sing kum bai ya or some crap together? 😣

[Big Tex @jordanwadebaker]

Haven't been on Twitter in a while, so whats poppin?

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

During a visit to the US, the Russian President Yeltsin got madly drunk, went outside the White House in his underwear to buy pizza.

[Big Tex @jordanwadebaker]

Really proud of @sorryyyyybro for making this shot right here! #SCTop10 #DaredevilPride

[Big Tex @jordanwadebaker]

These Trump protesters remind me of superheroes in superhero movies...they try to save the world by destroying the city they're in

[Big Tex @jordanwadebaker]

Why does the #KansasJayhawks still have a football team?

[Big Tex @jordanwadebaker]

Auggh! Maybe next week #ArkansasRazorbacks
#WPS
#ArkvsBama

[Big Tex @jordanwadebaker]

It's a great weekend to be an Arkansan. #Hogs had one helluva upset, and Miss Arkansas became #MissAmerica. WPS!

[Big Tex @jordanwadebaker]

"Faith Hope and Love are some good things he gave us, but the greatest is love"

[ESPN College Football @ESPNCFB]

CMU offense is in contention for a #HondaHelmetSticker for this hail mary. Who else deserves one on CFB Final?

[Big Tex @jordanwadebaker]

Proud to be an #Arkansan tonight! #WPS #ArkvsTCU

[Big Tex @jordanwadebaker]

Lets Go Hogs! #BeatTCU

[Big Tex @jordanwadebaker]

Now I can legally buy alcohol now #hellyeah