Jordan

[blonde don @machinegunkelly]

we’re being programmed to lose imagination and individuality.

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Shut down Tik Tok and Twitter and Facebook and Instagram and Snapchat and let’s go back to having actual friends, reading books, and going to diners, and fighting with people we know.

[🔻WitchyTwitchy 🇵🇸 @witchytwitchytv]

So you’re telling me there was a thriving Black community called Seneca Village where freed slaves finally acquired land and built churches & schools and then it was bulldozed to make Central Park? And that I never heard a peep of this in any high school or college history class?

[Joseph Gordon-Levitt @hitRECordJoe]

Friendly little reminder..

[LIZZO @lizzo]

YALL IDK... this year for Halloween I decided not to wear a costume 😓

[bear @iamblackbear]

reminder : i still dont fucking care

[Jordan @jordash_v]

What in the name of pumpkin spice is happening here?!

[Tyrell Shackleford @1013tyrell]

The lack of booty in this room is upsetting

[Jordan @jordash_v]

Hibernated during hot girl summer. Hard pass on fuckboi fall. Can we get a weird girl winter?

[Khloé @khloekardashian]

I almost punched Kourtney NOT accidentally #KUWTK

[AltRockyNPS 🌎 @AltRockyNPS]

For three weeks, the Amazon RAINFOREST has been burning. Fire frequency in Brazil has increased +82% due to droughts, increased heat, and land use change (logging, industry, & agriculture).

[Jordan @jordash_v]

Tweet twat

[Tyrell Shackleford @1013tyrell]

Tweeted the most tweetable tweet today

[Jordan @jordash_v]

Spent the entire day hung over on the couch with Dominios pizza, and finished season 4 of Veronica Mars, I regret nothing.

[Jordan @jordash_v]

I’m going back to dvds, fuck these streaming services taking their shows back from Netflix.

[Netflix @netflix]

The One Where We Have To Say Goodbye.

We’re sorry to see Friends go to Warner's streaming service at the beginning of 2020 (in The US). Thanks for the memories, gang ☕

[Jordan @jordash_v]

#WorstThingToDoDuringSex say “ugh your face”

[caroline @ThinMint23]

they’re really taking the office off netflix in 2021

[Jordan @jordash_v]

We do

[Jordan @jordash_v]

“How does it feel knowing that cup will be here after you die?” Things I say to people who still use styrofoam #ecofriendly

[A Day To Remember @adtr]

International hand signal for "open up the pit".
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