Jordan Bannister

[Jordan Bannister @jordban90]

@KirstyMillar03 @RyanHutchings95 @jamie24lee please don't put it on the internet, I'd probably jump in the river!

[Jordan Bannister @jordban90]

@jamie24lee @KirstyMillar03 I'm cringing a bit today!

[Jordan Bannister @jordban90]

@KirstyMillar03 what a bunch of nobs, why did we suddenly think we were Danny and sandy!

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

OASIS LG

[Jordan Bannister @jordban90]

Can't beat a Sunday spoon! @KatieSadler2

[Jordan Bannister @jordban90]

@youngy18 I'm a life long united fan and I saw your diving yesterday young, your a fucking disgrace, I hope someone snaps your leg

[Jordan Bannister @jordban90]

@kirsty_wilding @KatieSadler2 @amy_williams89 @kath_xx89 👆💩

[Jordan Bannister @jordban90]

@KatieSadler2 @kirsty_wilding @amy_williams89 @kath_xx89 I would pull my finger out I'm just waiting for Michelle Keegan to knock on my door

[Jordan Bannister @jordban90]

@LiveForeverSY @addythepred thank fuck for that

[Jordan Bannister @jordban90]

@LiveForeverSY @addythepred end of the month, no excuses and I'm not waiting around for people

[Jordan Bannister @jordban90]

@LiveForeverSY @addythepred get money out of you lot for ibiza, addy could pull money out of his ass for a week on the piss!

[Jordan Bannister @jordban90]

@LiveForeverSY @addythepred I've had to send my enforcer round!!

[Jordan Bannister @jordban90]

@danw60 @vfestival get yourself to reading fest mate, went last year, was class! V is just for scousers and chavs with shit music taste!

[Jordan Bannister @jordban90]

@sutes1985 @liveforeversy haha! 7:45, ITV1, live German gang rape!! #AFC

[Jordan Bannister @jordban90]

@webbyred fuck Saturday, big game Sunday!! Out Friday for a few tho??

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

We have a special message for Fernando Torres next to Stamford Bridge today! ;-) #2ndJobsForSubs #CFC

[NoelyGQuotes @NoelOasisQuotes]

"Go out and buy the album, lads, I need to build another car park for the helicopter."