Jordan Lindsay

Feeling down? Shove D ream - Things can only get better on. Instant good mood.

[Jordan Lindsay @jordbaws87]

@Bose I have moaned and moaned about the QC Ultra Earbuds because of call quality and the fact you can’t turn touch off.

Fair play with listening to customers. This huge update has fixed all my issues.

👏 👏 👏 absolutely delighted.

[Rob Moore @robprogressive]

£5 now feels like £1
£50 now feels like £10
£500 now feels like £100

The UK is SO over

[Jordan Lindsay @jordbaws87]

@The_Forty_Four Should have put all the effort into an AI response system. I want to be able to type in a response to the player rather than choose from multiple choice.

RW is unhappy. He believes another RW is too good for the bench.

He would literally be taking your position you idiot.

[Jordan Lindsay @jordbaws87]

@RichardByers78 @scotball_ Would love to know who is better than him? I don’t rate him at all (as a Rangers fan) but he is still by far our current best option.

[Jordan Lindsay @jordbaws87]

@AppleTV did you just give up on the actors tattoos in Chief of War?

[Jordan Lindsay @jordbaws87]

@IainMitchell17 @WirralRanger We need someone in that position who can actually put a tackle in. Wouldn’t mind testing Barron there, drop raskin back a little, drop Dio and put Rothwell up a little or Cameron.

[Jordan Lindsay @jordbaws87]

@Bose your QC Ultra Earbuds must be thee worst designed headphones I’ve ever bought. Cant disable touch so the slightest touch while running or at the gym and they stop. Sound quality on calls is an absolute disgrace. £300 the absolute cheek.

[Jordan Lindsay @jordbaws87]

Let’s face it. So far the Scottish teams have over performed.

Rangers… Panathinaikos. No idea how we survived.

Hibs…Partizan. Insane result. Deserved everything.

Dundee Utd. Should be nowhere near that competition but nearly pulled off a miracle. Heartbreaking.

[Jordan Lindsay @jordbaws87]

@sophaller Imagine going to the effort of buying a dildo, buying a ticket to the game, going to the game just to throw it onto the court for about 3 seconds. How can people be arsed.

[Jordan Lindsay @jordbaws87]

@rickygervais It’s fantastic that some people in the comments just think are talking about the City. Be a great promo… forget the reviews! You focus on the show! What show? Exactly! Now piss off and eat some fruit you ain’t a nurse.

[Jordan Lindsay @jordbaws87]

@KemiBadenoch Surely you should be focusing on why all these sectors need to strike. Cost of living has increased so quickly that they feel this is the best option.

[Glasgow Times @Glasgow_Times]

A pub in the city centre has shared the heartwarming moment the boozer erupts as a man nails a karaoke tune.

The Horse Shoe Bar posted the 'amazing' video of a punter, 'wee Bob', absolutely nailing his rendition of Luciano Pavarotti's Nessun Dorma.

[Jordan Lindsay @jordbaws87]

@SkyNews And what are you going to do about it?

[Jordan Lindsay @jordbaws87]

@fckoeln_en I miss it!

[San Francisco 49ers @49ers]

🔴🔵⚪️

[Oficial SSC Napoli @sscnapoliES]

Yes Sir, I Can Boogie 🎶🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@ScotlandNT

[Jordan Lindsay @jordbaws87]

@EuropaLeague Deserved it. By far the better team won. Few decisions could have changed the game but now supporting you to win it!

[Wembley Stadium @wembleystadium]

A win that generations of Geordies have been waiting for.

To celebrate, we are giving you the chance to win a signed @nufc shirt. ✍️

All you have to do is like, share and follow us to be in with a chance of winning 🤞

Winner will be announced this Friday (21st).

[Alan Shearer @alanshearer]

Toon Toon 🖤🤍arrrmyyyyyyyyy. Ah man. Did the Geordies deserve that or what 🖤🤍🖤🤍 That was fucking amazing 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Raskin Nicolas @n_raskin]

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