jordan lynn

don't take me seriously.

[jordan lynn @jorddddd_]

Lol bye Verizon fuck you.
What a waste of my fucking time.
Funny how they lie to get/keep you as customers.

[jordan lynn @jorddddd_]

Of course I basically just signed a new 3 year contract with Verizon.. and now I'd prefer to not have to deal with a single person from Verizon ever again.
I'm so annoyed, nothing can ever be easy.

[jordan lynn @jorddddd_]

Getting any form of healthcare in America is a literal joke and I've been going in the same circles since June 2023. I still have no health insurance.
A bitch needs to go to the gynecologist at some point here. Ffs.

[jordan lynn @jorddddd_]

We're on alarm number three today.

[jordan lynn @jorddddd_]

Living behind the Parqwood apartments is a special kind of hell I never expected.
Aside from the neighbors we hear arguing with their windows open or throwing parties til 3am...
The whole building has a pa system? That says shit randomly that I can hear in my house..

[jordan lynn @jorddddd_]

And then the fire alarm randomly goes off, sometimes 5 times a day, for 20 mins at a time and it just repeats over and over "attention there is a fire alarm in the building" *beeep beeep fucking beep*
Who the fuck lives there is my first question? And why is it like a prison?

[jordan lynn @jorddddd_]

Charmin is literally the worst toilet paper on the planet.

[jordan lynn @jorddddd_]

Like I just filed a bankruptcy a year ago. I just got out of all of my debt.
No one needs to be anxious about something being wrong but not being able to do anything about it for fear of being in more immeasurable amounts of debt.
Fuck all of this.

[jordan lynn @jorddddd_]

Why is the fucking healthcare system in America so fucked up?
I've just been driving myself crazy with anxiety over what could be going on with me, trying to reapply for medicaid so I can go to the damn dr.. I JUST barely make too much.

[jordan lynn @jorddddd_]

I can't afford health insurance otherwise.
I can't afford to go to the ER, the thought of that gives me more anxiety.
I take the best care of myself I can, and still.
What the fuck are people supposed to do, just slowly die? Be in constant pain?

[jordan lynn @jorddddd_]

🫨🫨🫨

[jordan lynn @jorddddd_]

@huntergrace19 a whole new sorta ✨nutcase✨
😭😭🤣

[jordan lynn @jorddddd_]

I just spent $200 on watercolor and a few other art supplies that I've been waiting months to purchase... And I'm ANXIOUS over it.
Like I used to just spend that on random shit every other day for no reason but now it makes me sick 🤣😭

[jordan lynn @jorddddd_]

When you're finally using a small scrapbook you've had sitting for years to make a "our first year" anniversary book... And it's so full with memories it won't even close 😭 it's only halfway done 🥹

[jordan lynn @jorddddd_]

Update: I'm going to be married forever because I can't afford a lawyer and what the fuck even is any of this paperwork 😭😭 sos

[jordan lynn @jorddddd_]

I genuinely would just like to not be married anymore to the person I haven't lived with or been with in almost 2 years.
But jfc filling out this disillusion paperwork on my own is going to make me go bald.

[jordan lynn @jorddddd_]

I genuinely would just like to not be married anymore to the person I haven't lived with or been with in almost 2 years.
But jfc filling out this disillusion paperwork on my own is going to make me go bald.

[jordan lynn @jorddddd_]

I've never been more irritated at myself.
This is the biggest ADHD tax I've ever had.
I have $400 custom in ear monitors that I've worn a handful of times and I fucking lost them.
I have the case but no ear buds.
What the fuck is my problem.

[jordan lynn @jorddddd_]

Go to a store to fix it defeats the entire fucking purpose of I'm trying to shop online. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

[jordan lynn @jorddddd_]

All I can say is @ultabeauty online customer service is the most unhelpful thing I've ever dealt with. I'm locked out of my account I've had for over 10 years with them and have thousands of accumulated points to spend that I can't fucking access. 🥴

[jordan lynn @jorddddd_]

Or more like my account doesn't exist, but also does so I can't create a new one. But the emails don't match? But I got an email from Ulta this morning with my points balance.. that I want to use. But can't. If I spend my money I'm missing out earning points bc I can't SIGN IN.