JPete

i am exhausted

[JPete @jordeecakes33]

My roommate just told me that her biggest concern for me is that I can get my nipples pierced with no complaints but barbecue sauce is too spicy for me.

[SCAM GODDESS @DivaLaci]

If you’re not gonna go to therapy you should at least watch Bob’s Burgers.

[jazmin @itsnotjazminn]

the n in my name stands for not the one to play with

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

i dont think before i speak i like being just as surprised as everyone else

[JPete @jordeecakes33]

@katiedroste10 Fucking weirdo

[JPete @jordeecakes33]

Anyone have an MVF ticket they aren’t using tomorrow that I could buy off of them?

[JPete @jordeecakes33]

I hate that my house is dirty but also I hate cleaning soooo someone come clean my house

[mike. @justmike]

Only person I ever lost and needed back was me

[Rachel Morgan @RachelZelzo]

Sure I might be single for the rest of my life but at least I know what I’m worth.

[JPete @jordeecakes33]

All my friends are making such big moves in their lives right now! I can’t help but be so proud of them because I know the struggles they had to face to in order get here🥺❤️

[JPete @jordeecakes33]

@Oliviaa_Lynchh We numb baby

[Triston Marez @TristonMarez]

allergies really tryin to take me out again..

[JPete @jordeecakes33]

@lindseeys01 @lyss_vick But it won’t be the same😂

[JPete @jordeecakes33]

If you’re going to break glass bottles in the parking lot, clean it the fuck up. If my tire ends up flat I’ll come to you with the bill.

[Olivia @Oliviaa_Lynchh]

I don’t vibe with the people who are miserable in their own lives and will do anything to the people around them to make them just as miserable if not more.

[JPete @jordeecakes33]

Imagine being a shitty ass person and not even realizing it. Couldn’t be me.

[JPete @jordeecakes33]

@Oliviaa_Lynchh Ok....RELATABLE

[JPete @jordeecakes33]

@themaddi829 I just got back from the weekend and this AINT it

[JPete @jordeecakes33]

Hey Bowers,

I’m going to need that air conditioner turned on ASAP.

With love,
Your always hot pal