Jordan Foster

[Jordan Foster @jordiefos]

Washing your hands is a great excuse to look in the mirror without being judged.

[Jordan Foster @jordiefos]

@Uber_NYC does Uber Rush pick up and deliver garment bags in Brooklyn and NYC?? URGENT!

[Jordan Foster @jordiefos]

@Erika89TC yep!!! Trying to be :-)

[Jordan Foster @jordiefos]

Always...and I mean ALWAYS judge a person by their shoes.

[Jordan Foster @jordiefos]

I'm not trying to brag but mosquitoes really love me.

[Jordan Foster @jordiefos]

@Uber_NYC u guys are on top of it! Already got the phone located by email. Thanks!! Love uber :-)

[Jordan Foster @jordiefos]

@uber_NYC I lost my phone in one of your cars last night. Have sent an email but thought tweet might be quicker! PM me pls for help. Thx

[Jordan Foster @jordiefos]

Am I the only person who finds recycling to be extremely confusing?!?

[Jordan Foster @jordiefos]

Just got engaged and can't wait for the first time I get to dramatically throw my ring at my fiancé in an argument. Gonna be exciting!

[Jordan Foster @jordiefos]

Let's be honest, people's backs must be really really dirty. No one here is using a back scrubber daily...

[Jordan Foster @jordiefos]

@sofifii I left my big leather business chair in LA so I'm gonna have to find an office to think about it in. Also it's now Hello Tickles.

[Jordan Foster @jordiefos]

I'm over Converse. It's all about bright Superga shoes this summer! @supergauk

[Jordan Foster @jordiefos]

@efosta I'm en route to London and just got that pat down I was hoping for. Relaxed and ready for my flight now!

[Jordan Foster @jordiefos]

@LexiJo8 thx girl! Feeling funny again so we'll see how it goes :-) Cant wait to see u soon and have ur preg self sober drive me everywhere!

[Jordan Foster @jordiefos]

It's genuinely sad how much I look forward to my breakfast of toast w/almond butter. I go to bed early just to get to it faster. True story.

[Jordan Foster @jordiefos]

The only reason I'm not an alcoholic is because I don't want to have to stop drinking.

[Jordan Foster @jordiefos]

"i'm really really cute." -every asian baby ever

[Jordan Foster @jordiefos]

hey @evaskyrose what if every word was bacon???

[Jordan Foster @jordiefos]

When I c a celeb get off a plane looking perfect I cant help but picture them getting done up in a nasty tiny airplane bathroom. Not so glam

[Jordan Foster @jordiefos]

@MikaelaFoster no. just no.