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SUWS'19 | Rowan SOM ‘27 | I’d like a nice cup of tea, or a large brandy

[jordi @jordiriser]

The thing no one warns you about being married is that you reach the point where you’ve made your partner watch all your comfort movies. Like wdym you don’t want to watch Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy bc we “just saw it” “a few months ago”??

[jordi @jordiriser]

Held a human heart for the first time today and now I have to go to class like my entire sense of self isn’t shaken

[jordi @jordiriser]

I have witnessed my baby sister ordering a vodka water at the bar and then spiking it with her own Mio, I’m not sure what the proper big sis response is but I’m not doing it

[jordi @jordiriser]

Tell me you work in research without telling me you work in research, I’ll go first:

[jordi @jordiriser]

Being an adult is panning a wedding and realizing your aesthetic is Shrek crossed with Twilight and a hint of Princess Diaries. I’m just as terrified as you are

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

i need at least 3 beverages in my proximity at all times. they can all be cold but not all of them can be hot. if there are more than 3 then at least one of them has to be hot. this is the secret to my success, hope it helps

[jordi @jordiriser]

Does walking outside at 6 am in September trigger your fight or flight or did you stop playing sports at a normal age

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

I’m a simple girl. all I want is a working class revolution, universal healthcare and a ripe summer peach

[Tiffany D. Jackson @WriteinBK]

Forced birth in a country that doesn’t have mandatory maternity leave or universal healthcare…

[jordi @jordiriser]

Justin, while editing my med school application essays: “I’m just trying to be a stay at home dad”

[jordi @jordiriser]

“You know the phrase I’m looking for….not gaslighting, but I think cropdusting?”
@baczarton

[jordi @jordiriser]

This is why you go to a small school. My low key crush on Dr. B continues

[zac barton @baczarton]

Let me tell y’all, my spring break was wild. What started with week of adventure and fun turned into taking “professional” pictures of my 2 best friends getting engaged!!!! Congrats @Justin637 @jordiriser

[jordi @jordiriser]

My toxic trait is listening to “above 70° and sunny driving with the windows down” music while sitting in my office with no windows and an HVAC that thinks it can personally fight global warming

[jordi @jordiriser]

This idiot learned how to open the fridge and is bringing utter chaos to our household

[jordi @jordiriser]

When you help a 50+ coworker save a folder to their desktop

[jordi @jordiriser]

Sitting in Chicago Airport on a layover and Justin has the GALL to ask what I want for dinner tomorrow night