Jordan

[Currys @currys]

Sorry we’ve had a recall, they kept falling apart

[Stretford Paddock @StretfordPaddck]

LOOK AT WHAT IT MEANS❤️

https://t.co/fNoiPgpVDZ

[𝙇𝙞𝙖𝙢 @OfficialVizeh]

We owe Birmingham City an apology for the shit they got for retiring the No.22 Shirt⭐️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Jordan @jordleec__]

Eriksen left Spurs, died, came back to life and still won an English trophy before Harry Kane.

[Jordan @jordleec__]

A taxi 🤢

[Pints Drank @PintsDrank]

You walk into a pub and this is the line up on offer.

What are you ordering? 🤨

[Christopher @marzy07]

Just found out my 84 year old neighbours on his own tomorrow so I’ve just been round and borrowed his chairs👍🏼

[Jordan @jordleec__]

@RSanchez011 Fernando Torres

[Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) @shannonsharpeee]

Aaron telling his story:

[Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) @shannonsharpeee]

These Tourists got lost in Cartel territory on the way to Cancun 😩 https://t.co/aGqrHYXkSz

[Jordan @jordleec__]

@Emilysteeplesx Ick

[Jordan @jordleec__]

@Emilysteeplesx Hahahaha 😂 ShaggaMammas 😭😭😭

[Jordan @jordleec__]

@f_mojo Don’t wanna hear no bad chat about him 🐐😂

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

Cristiano Ronaldo has now scored 806 career goals, making him the top scorer of all-time in competitive football. 🇵🇹 🐐

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

Bet the roof on the Millennium Dome gets replaced more quickly than the flammable cladding on residential tower blocks

[Jordan @jordleec__]

@f_mojo Weekly tweet this lad 👀

[Jordan @jordleec__]

Me and my relationship with United needs couples counselling 😵‍💫

[Jordan @jordleec__]

@f_mojo

[Jordan @jordleec__]

@f_mojo 🥲🥲🥲

[Jordan @jordleec__]

@jordan7170 Some say he’s still counting….