Jordo Maguire

[Jordo Maguire @jordomags]

If it won't matter in five years don't spend more than five minutes upset over it 🙌👌💙

[Jordo Maguire @jordomags]

@IrishRail Is it both ways?

[Jordo Maguire @jordomags]

@702nik Important psa for people

[Jordo Maguire @jordomags]

@Luas Any update on when the times will be available again? Nothing on the website or the boards at the stops

[Jordo Maguire @jordomags]

@Luas Luas never showed up either

[Jordo Maguire @jordomags]

@Luas is the 7.10 luas from broombridge going ahead as nothing on the board

[Jay Doyle @jaydoyle2412]

Can you claim the Covid 19 payment if your a full time mad bastard ???

[Jordo Maguire @jordomags]

@dylanreid_13 Did they not tell everyone what it is yet?

[Jordo Maguire @jordomags]

@h0ziersbitch Do it do it do it

[Jordo Maguire @jordomags]

@h0ziersbitch Trim the stems and they only need water up to like half way up the stem

[Jordo Maguire @jordomags]

@h0ziersbitch Into a tall glass and you're sorted

[Jordo Maguire @jordomags]

@dylanreid_13 Would you stop you'd aim at me and I'd tell the fella beside me to duck 😂😂

[Jordo Maguire @jordomags]

@h0ziersbitch No more of a sap than you usually do

[Jordo Maguire @jordomags]

@h0ziersbitch Hahahahaha granny hahahaha

[lou @lou_tredaway]

That tweet about girl's getting sentimental gifts that no lad wants could not be more accurate. Clo's just asked me with a completely straight face if I'd want a blanket with her face on for Christmas. Obviously not man what's wrong with women

[Jordo Maguire @jordomags]

Seems like a weird thing to post publicly and seem proud of? 😂

[Jordo Maguire @jordomags]

@GoAheadIreland where is the 6:50 17A due at stop 4747?

[Jordo Maguire @jordomags]

@IrishRail is the biggest load of shite ever, my train is delayed 16 minutes but an empty one going the same way comes down the track at the time mine was supposed to come, but isn't letting people on. Where is the logic and reasoning there??

[RTÉ 2FM @RTE2fm]

If you get 2000 retweets we'll send you to @Hozier's gig in @3ArenaDublin with VIP bar access too!

Up for the challenge?

#2FMHOZIER

[Jordo Maguire @jordomags]

@MaguireCarl00 Good thing you're older than me so I'll see it coming

[Jordo Maguire @jordomags]

Just started watching Peaky Blinders season 2 and what the fun happened with finn, fella about 8 at the end of season 1 now he's only short of having a pension

[Jordo Maguire @jordomags]

@AznDumbCunt The feet are fucking horrible