Aunt Tifa

idk, but my back hurts. pls end me

he/him 🤠🏳️‍🌈

[Wild Ey @Eywildd]

Scent of a man

[Aunt Tifa @jordon_af]

@nicbut57 Woof

[Owen @Owennfa]

BOOMER: "Nobody wants to work anymore."

YOU: "I work 50 hours a week."

BOOMER: "Doing what, on a computer?"

YOU: "Yes. It pays $58,000."

BOOMER: "I made $18,000 and owned a house."

YOU: "That's the whole point."

BOOMER: "We didn't complain, we just worked."

YOU: "You worked one job and got a pension. I work one job and get a 401k match if I'm lucky."

BOOMER: "Nobody handed me anything."

YOU: "College was $600 a year. Your first house was 2x your salary. Your employer covered your family's health insurance."

BOOMER: "That was normal back then."

YOU: "Exactly. It was normal. Now it's impossible."

BOOMER: "So what do you want, a handout?"

YOU: "I want what was normal."

BOOMER: *silent*

You didn't outwork us.

You just lived in the version of the country where working was enough.

[enrico ♡ @vesperdrama]

NEEDNEEDNEEDNEEDNEEDNEEDNEEDNEEDNEED a man with these canines i am in LOVEEEEE

[Aunt Tifa @jordon_af]

This part.

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

teaching your adult family how to treat you as an adult truly is exhausting. i think everyone still sees the twelve year old, who is gonna do whatever she's told to do. i am a grown ass woman now and i am gonna do whatever tf i feel like doing. i value my time/space/energy.

[Aunt Tifa @jordon_af]

His hair is fucking frying me bro what the FUCK is that

[Parody Jeff @Parodyjeffx]

TODAY: A drunk Israeli tourist assaulted an American family at a Philippine airport after they told him, “Free Palestine.”

He completely freaked out and was arrested. Israel is trying to extradite him already.

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

I AM SO FUCKING TIRED OF LIVING IN A WORLD WHERE THE PEOPLE MAKING THE BIGGEST DECISIONS ABOUT OUR LIVES ARE THE ONES WHO WILL NEVER HAVE TO LIVE WITH THE CONSEQUENCES OF THEIR FUCKED UP ASS DECISIONS

[bigkhing @bigkhing001]

When u don’t let good opportunities pass you by

[Jim @JimHistHub]

Ladies and gents, the Great Filter

[ً @artfuIchaos]

top 5 horror movies:

1. having a job.
2. not having a job.
3. applying for jobs.
4. the job market.
5. the concept of working my whole life.

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

some of u are performative this is real autism

[chilli @gunschilli]

realising the whole night was an xp waste

[Aunt Tifa @jordon_af]

@zhtrolle Crying 😭😭

[Aunt Tifa @jordon_af]

God engagement bait accounts need to fucking disappear shit is SO fucking dumb

[I Am Huwa @heyhuwahere]

This lava bending thing still makes no sense.

[Anita Mahn @jes_dll]

No cuz this is literally fucking scripture… you literally have to stay high all the time to get them off your mind

[felipe @felpsgalvao]

GENTE O BEN PLATT

[Blizzard_52 @BlizzardStorm52]

I MET THE GOAT HIMSELF!!! @NYCMayor
I had a great time at the Ecuadorian Parade today!!! 🇪🇨🇪🇨🇪🇨