Jordon Muse

2nd year School Counselor in a Middle School. Still learning how to be good at it. I also tell a few jokes 🤷🏽‍♂️ Believe in Yourself, Be Great, Be Blessed.✨

[Jordon Muse @JordonMuse]

Official: Jordon Muse M.Ed.,
Soon to be Professional School Counselor. #GSU22

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Being a middle school is nothing but constantly hearing about/ dealing with situations you never thought you’d have to deal with in life .

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It really makes me wonder, am I not talking enough? What type of imposter syndrome is this 🤣

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There has to be a study done on why so many people in our line of work are so long winded . lol

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Sadly , I haven’t ran in over 6
Months and I am not in good enough shape for this year’s game. We’ll see how this goes 😪

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Some people work out to look good, some for health reasons. I work out so I can dominate that staff vs student basketball game at the end of every year

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Doughnut secured

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Most people don’t check their emails at home. I check mine because sometimes students send late night messages asking what flavor doughnuts I want in the morning . We are not the same 😎

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At this point , I don’t even know what my coworkers look like . All these virtual days 🤣 I hope my students can remeber me

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Sometimes I really can’t stand middle school and think about leaving, but then a day like today happens and I can’t see myself being anywhere else. Just the perfect amount of constant chaos 😭😂

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Ya know it’s actually insane how messy my office is at the end of everyday .. impressive actually that 12 year olds are capable of this

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@TilleryLives At this point ma’am, no longer going to argue. I just need you to sign the release form, stating that I made you aware

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Nothing says “life of a school counselor” like having a parent tell you “you just don’t get it” after you recommend getting an assessment done after their student just made an attempt

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Yooo this my school dawg 😂😂 don’t mind this. We still 2-0 on the season . Go bulldogs!😂

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He was running like a robot 😂

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Finding out what BCC was in an email truly changed my career 😂

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For the record, public school starting in July feels illegal. But alas, we are here!

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First Day of year 3 starts today ! Let’s attack the day‼️

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Followed by “He gives me snacks” of course 🙄

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I think my favorite one is “He helps me be a better “GENT”leman. Because yup.

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A Dang 6th grader was running around the classroom reciting my address. Had to get mom on the phone IMMEDIATELY 😭

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Like there is no way some 11 year olds should be able to find my home and car this easily.

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Like there is no way some 11 year olds should be able to find my home and car this easily.

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A couple of my kids showed me pictures of my house online today . And it made me think that no matter how careful/ safe we are, the way this country and the government is set up we never have as much privacy as we think.