jordon delatte

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

Him: “Bae talk to me”

Me: “No. You said I have a big ass forehead”

[jordon delatte @jordonnnnn]

if y’all ever wanna sell your house don’t suppress it and dye your hair…just sell your house bc the hair ain’t worth it 🥲

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

Men be so fine. Sucks that they’re evil

[Maya @__Maya98]

I don’t think people realize that it is perfectly fine to be pro-life for your own body, but you can’t force that on someone else’s body. That is their decision.

[Matthew Clements @Matt_Logic_]

basically, girls just want a good tan and a good man

[🏴‍☠️ @cursedkief]

every day is April fools when you’re attracted to men

[jordon delatte @jordonnnnn]

@theaquariusmilf amen

[jordon delatte @jordonnnnn]

his red flags were heart shaped ⛳️

[𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐮𝐞 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐞 @kaitlynzieler]

I helped him out of his dark place just for him to put me in mine

[jordon delatte @jordonnnnn]

next time @ me

[s h e n n a 💛✨🦋 @shenna_brook]

me: i’m so independent

also me: will you please come with me so i don’t gotta go alone

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

i say “everything happens for a reason” and then cry at night

[jordon delatte @jordonnnnn]

i hope this brings good things

[sloane ougel ッ︎ @sloanerr_]

my hearting is breaking for down the bayou right now. i’m praying i have a house to go home to

[jordon delatte @jordonnnnn]

@sloanerr_ don’t get discouraged! that doesn’t define you or the kind of RT you’ll be. you are capable & you got this. good luck for when you retake it!

[Flash @Flashyasf]

Sometimes u gotta wish ppl the best and never talk to they ass again

[jordon delatte @jordonnnnn]

i miss my best friend

[🐦‍🔥 @THEROYALKOURT]

cash app her $500. she’s sad.

[𝔸𝕁𝕂 🇺🇸 @Alex__Kirkbride]

Shout out my liver for handling what my heart couldn’t

[nina lee @NinaSerafina]

I could use a forehead kiss, some reassurance and $50,000.