jordy/nichole!

I dance in my car, always. I'm optimistic as a sunshiny day. I love dirty movies & I've got no filter!

[Law Of Attraction @The_Secret_Law]

You’re entering your “everything works out” era.

[Law Of Attraction @The_Secret_Law]

You don’t need permission to transform.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

These fake-ass Christians are lucky God doesn’t exist.

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

New year, new me! *wakes from uneasy dreams to find I’ve been transformed into a gigantic insect*

[Law Of Attraction @The_Secret_Law]

You are safe enough to relax.

[Law Of Attraction @The_Secret_Law]

Your story is shifting from waiting to receiving.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

A Nintendo Power Line representative coaching a player through The Legend of Zelda over the phone, 1990s.

[Law Of Attraction @The_Secret_Law]

You’re entering your “everything works out” era.

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

When you’re overstimulated at the function but still want to be included 😀

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

An educated populace is a threat to power.

[sebastián @lovingcmila]

normal person: i wish my husband was still alive 😢

erika kirk:

[Covie @covie_93]

Bill Clinton saw everyone calling him a pedophile and said release the files to clear my name.

trump saw everyone calling him a pedophile and said the files are a Democratic hoax and fought the release.

Strange.

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

What Susie Wiles thinks about the Trump administration

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Willi and Rigatoni. They were saying not-so-nice things behind your back, but then you turned around. Super awkward. 13/10 for both (IG: wildwildwilli)

[adam.tsuris @AdamTsuris]

Somewhere along the way, being wrong about facts was reclassified as "having an opinion," and knowing facts was stigmatized as "having bias." It's a big part of why we're in hell now.

[alicia witt @aliciawitty]

i remember this vividly - just turned 5 & was a guest on That’s Incredible, performing a scene from romeo & juliet with john davidson. filmed it in September 1980, in hollywood. my family & i were flown out, & i got to go to disneyland too! I have never forgotten this feeling…

[AuxGod @TheOXGodOR]

but are you this old?

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

100 fucking percent. 🎯🎯🎯👇

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again. I don’t want my tax dollars going to bailout farmers who overwhelmingly voted for the man who bankrupted them. They need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps and stop relying on the government assistance they are against.

[Duff @duffthebrand]

I’m still laughing at this. 😂😂😂