jordan hiller

jordz

[katie @katefeetie]

Ariana had to learn the hard way what all women find out eventually: that sometimes you think a guy is amazing and funny and loving and sexy, but it turns out he’s just tall

[drew 2 @drewphilips_]

I seriously can’t believe other people relate to this... Polly pockets rubber shoes used to hit different...

[Mason Ramsey @masonramsey]

I’m gonna start selling potatoe salad

[Tommi @hermaphroditeaa]

Shane Dawson adding overly dramatic music to any situation

[𝕍𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕄𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕠𝕪𝕒 @vickmontoyaa]

“what’s your WiFi password”

“It’s on the back of the router”

Router:

[jordan hiller @jordshills]

@jackieaina we are not all like this. please don't think we are all like this.

[rich @RichieJamz]

what my food sees from inside the microwave https://t.co/fuXWcou6UM

[Tommi @hermaphroditeaa]

Crosswalk:✋
Me, walking through all the cars: https://t.co/jek8mTygvw

[Sara of House Lash @_spetty]

blaming Ariana because she “left him at his lowest” perpetuates a very harmful ideal that women should stay in toxic relationships and “save” them.

when someone’s “lowest” becomes toxic and potentially harmful, you have every right to leave and the results are NOT your fault

[jordan hiller @jordshills]

@MichaelFinchxo what was the worst days of ur lives x

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

my acupuncturist and I were talking about my crippling anxiety and how it holds me back from doing simple things and she looked me dead in my eyes and was like “people don’t care about you, they’re too busy. get over yourself.” and honestly that was so soothing snsksnsnskn

[Jenny Nicholson @JennyENicholson]

Isn't she a child

[jordan hiller @jordshills]

@betteroffbutera @Drewphillips__ WTF is yoU doing homie

[James @CaucasianJames]

fellas my zumba class got pushed back tonight so i’m gonna be a little late to wine wednesday. go ahead and start pretty little liars without me