jords

[𝒥. 🕸️ @TOXlCATTRACTlON]

The people saying Brie teaming with Paige makes zero sense obviously didn’t watch total divas

[jords @jordsjayde]

@WWE what do i gotta do for two tickets for 2027 wrestlemania? i’ll sell myself deadass

[Kye @GxldSociety]

You can’t disrespect me and then put limitations on how I disrespect you back.

[Thia is with … 😏✌️💋🔥 @ThiaBallerina]

Imagine unaIiving babies, eating them, watching the mother’s body get disposed in the ocean, through a trap door in the house, for sharks to eat, and having the fkn audacity to say ‘I regret hanging out w/ Jeffrey Epstein’, like u went out for a few beers. wtf is even wrong w/u?

[Tim Burchett @timburchett]

Hang them.

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

“You handled it so well” Thanks I don't remember 45% of my life

[Jenni @hashjenni]

SPOILER ALERT: if bringing down the largest child sex trafficking ring will “collapse” your government, your government needs to collapse.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Cannibalism. Rape. Pedophilia. Human sacrifice. Trafficking. Murder. Forced Breeding. And zero arrests.

[𝓐𝓻𝓼𝓸𝓷 ☆ @desi0re]

back on my ferb shit ion wanna talk

[laura @punkerstime]

why is he like this 😭😭😭

[jords @jordsjayde]

@elonmusk how many lines did you do before creating this?

[SEK-C (⁠๑⁠˙⁠❥⁠˙⁠๑⁠) @SueTee22]

This is by far my all time favorite 😭😂😂

[laura @punkerstime]

exactly mama YOU DID THAT

also punk just hyping her up is everything 🥹

[AJ Mendez @TheAJMendez]

You’ve had my back for a decade. This run is for you, my wonderful weirdos.

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

In Brazil, a drunk was lost and his own bull went to look for him and took him home.

[☯️ @Bkwrd1]

@IRIran_Military Iran: “Everyone will feel it.”

Me:

[welp. @YSLONIKA]

little did they know, they were about to rule the music industry…

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

Please don’t bring me to no party if u gon do coke im really gon b in the corner like this

[jords @jordsjayde]

@elonmusk Ho thought he ate 🤣🤣🤣🤣