Don’t forget to vote Labour today:
4 day week
Free broadband
Free unicorn
Free childcare
3 million doctors
2bn trees
£50 an hour minimum wage
When you wake up on Friday you’ll also have a 12-inch cock as thick as a flag pole and you get to pick 5 famous birds to shag too.
I’m going give someone random who retweets this tweet $10,000 because it’s my birthday and I feel like being nice ☺️ (you have to be following me so I can dm you the code if you win)