jordan

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

Grand Central right now.

#Severance

[Cam Walsh @CamWalsh27]

Koba has joined the cast of Knives Out 3

[SZA @sza]

Was tryna be polite but I really need a new season of severance right the fuck now .

[jordan @jordthomas13]

Sending this to my friends this year on their birthday

[jordan @jordthomas13]

it’s a giant baby gummy, and it’s dancing. it’s alive. and it releases the tiny nerd babies from above to attach on its skin. then addison rae eats it, and you’re not thinking about the baby anymore because it’s delicious, the union of fruity sweet gummy and tangy punchy nerds

[jordan @jordthomas13]

watch for the production announcement of legally blonde the musical the movie starring sabrina carpenter as elle woods

[jordan @jordthomas13]

after recently watching the muppet christmas carol and oppenheimer, these women are the same character

[jordan @jordthomas13]

everytime i wear a baseball cap this is how i feel btw

[no name @pradaice]

This is the best poster I’ve ever seen

[jordan @jordthomas13]

why does everyone act like ihop isn’t a good time anymore

[Bolu Babalola @BeeBabs]

Zoey Deutch your man needs you I'm serious

[jordan @jordthomas13]

i opened my planner after not touching it for months and this is the first thing i see hmmm……

[david ehrlich @davidehrlich]

a towering masterpiece

[jordan @jordthomas13]

being unemployed during big brother season is the most insane combo

[jordan @jordthomas13]

today i took a nap listing to a greta gerwig podcast interview and then i started dreaming that i was the one interviewing her and it felt so real

[🟡 The tumboy 🟡 @TheTumboy]

stole his entire fit

[jordan @jordthomas13]

me listening to u talk about your interests and passions

[jordan @jordthomas13]

has someone made an always an angel never a god boygenius ton wambsgans CEO edit

[jordan @jordthomas13]

bi y