whordy

vibin, thrivin & high fivin

[whordy @jordy_travis]

Good thing I like it rough, because my whole life is a shit show

[whordy @jordy_travis]

I’m gonna start calling a bar crawl a poop stop. I be pooping at every one.

[whordy @jordy_travis]

Dude the new g eazy song with the “blah blah blah blah blah” sounds like so many douche bags I met in my 20s

[whordy @jordy_travis]

Any whole works… besides pot holes. Fuck those

[whordy @jordy_travis]

And just like that, 2024 won’t be the year I don’t shit my pants

[whordy @jordy_travis]

So proud to be a mom

[whordy @jordy_travis]

This didn’t age well… I promise I’m better than that

[whordy @jordy_travis]

A guy that enters me sometimes told me today that @mattrife is me as a dude & i think I just leveled up.

[whordy @jordy_travis]

I got asked what my superhero name was…. With lots of consideration I now demand to be called “squirtrauama mama”

[whordy @jordy_travis]

A guy that enters me sometimes told me today that @mattrife is me as a dude & i think I just leveled up.

[whordy @jordy_travis]

My pronouns are fuck & yes

[whordy @jordy_travis]

Reporting live - update

[whordy @jordy_travis]

You guys wanna see a glhoe up (the gl is silent)

[whordy @jordy_travis]

I am a fuck boy with a vagina that makes men cry

[whordy @jordy_travis]

I’m broke but I’m bawlin 🏀😭

[whordy @jordy_travis]

Feral Forever #TikTok https://t.co/9h6hjK6IPp

[whordy @jordy_travis]

This is no longer true

[whordy @jordy_travis]

Life update: I haven’t shit my pants this year. So far so good. Hell yeah 2023

[whordy @jordy_travis]

#NewProfilePic

[whordy @jordy_travis]

I’m an independent woman, I can fuck up whenever I want to

[whordy @jordy_travis]

FINS UP! My fin is hard as a rock right now. #MiamiDolphins

[whordy @jordy_travis]

I hate getting my feeling hurt. I said feeling; singular on purpose