Jordy

I am a six foot tall wealth of otherwise useless information.

[Jordy @JordyBit]

I’m gonna become popular on the internet. Not because of my personality, but because I’m getting a gym membership and I’m gonna change my shape. Then it’s over for you bitches

[Jordy @JordyBit]

@upuntil_dawn Is there a movie called The Creamery

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I remember when the tech world tried to launch Google Glass in the Bay Area. People got booed and kicked out of bars and restaurants, and some even got smacked. Google eventually gave up on making that happen. We need that same energy for Meta glasses.

[Jordy @JordyBit]

The worst UI change Apple has introduced ever in my lifetime is moving the search bars to the bottom of the screen.

[Gary Hershorn @GaryHershorn]

The Empire State Building, JPMorgan Chase Building and One Vanderbilt illuminate in rainbow colors to celebrate NYC Pride 2026 in New York City, Sunday evening #newyorkcity #nyc #newyork @empirestatebldg #pride #nycpride2026

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

The reason millennials are so nostalgic is that they got a brief taste of a world that wasn’t entirely controlled by the stupidest people who’ve ever lived.

[Dennis M. Hogan @dennismhogan]

It’s hard to believe but this is a picture of the United States reflecting pool before the revolution happened. The US was once a very westernized country

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I really don't want to be filmed by someone wearing Meta glasses. I don't want my child to be filmed either. I don't want to be recorded without my consent. It has to stop.

[Jordy @JordyBit]

@KellyScaletta SCOTUS already rules that since IDs are not free they’re an unconstitutional poll tax. I hope this helps

[bigkhing @bigkhing001]

Watching gay movies and forgetting straight people exist is my form of therapy

[eriquinho @3riquinho]

não importa quantas vezes esse vídeo apareça, eu sempre irei parar para assistir

[Smokey 🇨🇷 @SmokeTheShow]

When I was growing up you were largely seen as a rude freak for running up and filming a stranger - now I see videos of people asking not to be filmed and the comments are like “WHATEVER KAREN YOURE IN PUBLIC” and I guess I’d just like to congratulate the mass surveillance psyop

[o @acquaintf8]

People going to restaurants to drink drinks and eat food is so weird to me lol

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

the Secretary of Transportation referred to Democrats as libtards in the opening ceremony

[Praise @tufpraise]

We're tired of hearing 'the names will shock the entire world'. Name them. Arrest them. Or shut up.

[Sara McGee for Texas HD 132 @SaraForTexLege]

This is the moderate position. This pledge should be a litmus test for every single candidate in 2026 and beyond.

[Bobby Wagner @bwags]

if it weren’t for Amazon leeching off the USPS, your packages would also take six weeks to arrive

[sam @sam_d_1995]

it should probably be a bigger story that there was a normal bipartisan America 250 organization but then Trump decided to launch his own competing right wing grift version and ruined everything

[Praise @tufpraise]

Honestly pure dictator shit. A real democracy would immediately imprison him for even trying this

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Food trucks need to go back to being cheaper than dine in restaurants. Paying restaurant prices to eat on a sidewalk was never part of the deal.