Jordy

I am a six foot tall wealth of otherwise useless information.

[Jordy @JordyBit]

I’m gonna become popular on the internet. Not because of my personality, but because I’m getting a gym membership and I’m gonna change my shape. Then it’s over for you bitches

[eriquinho @3riquinho]

não importa quantas vezes esse vídeo apareça, eu sempre irei parar para assistir

[Smokey 🇨🇷 @SmokeTheShow]

When I was growing up you were largely seen as a rude freak for running up and filming a stranger - now I see videos of people asking not to be filmed and the comments are like “WHATEVER KAREN YOURE IN PUBLIC” and I guess I’d just like to congratulate the mass surveillance psyop

[o @acquaintf8]

People going to restaurants to drink drinks and eat food is so weird to me lol

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

the Secretary of Transportation referred to Democrats as libtards in the opening ceremony

[Praise @tufpraise]

We're tired of hearing 'the names will shock the entire world'. Name them. Arrest them. Or shut up.

[Sara McGee for Texas HD 132 @SaraForTexLege]

This is the moderate position. This pledge should be a litmus test for every single candidate in 2026 and beyond.

[Bobby Wagner @bwags]

if it weren’t for Amazon leeching off the USPS, your packages would also take six weeks to arrive

[sam @sam_d_1995]

it should probably be a bigger story that there was a normal bipartisan America 250 organization but then Trump decided to launch his own competing right wing grift version and ruined everything

[Praise @tufpraise]

Honestly pure dictator shit. A real democracy would immediately imprison him for even trying this

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Food trucks need to go back to being cheaper than dine in restaurants. Paying restaurant prices to eat on a sidewalk was never part of the deal.

[Lydia Kauppi @lydiakauppi]

Loitering is not permitting at the giant billion dollar reflecting pool we built specifically to stand and do nothing at

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Remember that flashback scene in The Handmaid's Tale when all of the women suddenly don't have access to their money and are summarily fired? It feels insane, and Now understand that trans people in Kansas just woke up and no longer have their ID. No way to drive, no way to vote, no way to prove who they are. That happening in America should feel just as insane.

[MW4Liberty @MW4Liberty]

We are PRIVATE citizens, the government should know very little if anything about us at all.

They are PUBLIC officials, we should know damn near everything about what they are doing.

The cameras are pointed the wrong way.

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

Why must air traffic controllers retire at 56, FBI agents at 57, and pilots at 65—yet politicians can keep making decisions for future generations until 90?

[Jordy @JordyBit]

@landpalestine How is this not considered cruel and unusual

[Jordy @JordyBit]

@alexaldente @mattprisco @awejones Privacy agreements like this should be illegal

[Jordy @JordyBit]

@TevinMacharia Many? Why would anyone do this? This is both ridiculous and sacrilegious. Incredibly disrespectful to the Word.

[NKY Lefty @NKY_Leftist]

The GOP is genuinely an existential threat to this nation.

[Jack @GayLaVie]

They should invent a homosexual lifestyle that is both affordable and restful