Jordan Corey

don’t yuck other people’s yums

[Jordan Corey @jordycorey]

@TraeSinn24 Lol, he can’t even beat me in super stick man golf. What a poser

[Jordan Corey @jordycorey]

Jørdyshock
Illidan
US
@Warcraft
#WarcraftStory

[Jordan Corey @jordycorey]

Jørdyshock, Illidan, US @Warcraft #WarcraftStory

[Ted @Slootbag]

With only 5 days left until we dedicate our lives to @playlostark, it's time to give away a Lost Ark Platinum Founder's Pack

Like and retweet to enter, winner will get the code Monday! (make sure DMs are open)

Reply with what class you're playing and why, but it's not required!

[Luxthos @luxthos]

Here it is! The promised Platinum Founder's Pack Giveaway! Who's excited to @PlayLostArk ?

Like/Retweet/Follow

Winner will be picked on February 5th!

Good luck everyone!

[Jordan Corey @jordycorey]

@Wendys @kirstengrumm #WendysFrostyccinoIsColdBrewWithFrostyCreamer

[Jordan Corey @jordycorey]

@Wendys @kirstengrumm swag

[Jordan Corey @jordycorey]

@LeviMcMindes @Lnnmorley I get it. Dead ass. Ass = donkey

[Jordan Corey @jordycorey]

@LeviMcMindes @Lnnmorley 180 naked donkey kick

[Jordan Corey @jordycorey]

@LeviMcMindes PENIS!

[Jordan Corey @jordycorey]

Sounds like something Jar Jar Binks would say after a Jedi handled business

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

USA STRONG!

[DJ LIVE @IAMDJLIVE]

How you know it’s cold outside?

[Jordan Corey @jordycorey]

@TheRealJayStew No it wouldn’t Justin. Stay inside

[cake 🍄 @cake_hoarder]

if i had a girlfriend i would let her take as many sips as she wanted from my Taco Bell baja blast soda even though I would really prefer to drink it all myself

[Jordan Corey @jordycorey]

Anyone else have the problem where you’re picking at something between your teeth with your tongue, and then proceed to use your finger and it’s the wrong tooth? Or am I just stupid

[Jordan Corey @jordycorey]

I think the biggest anxiety is when you’re on a state road straight away and there’s a stoplight that’s green and you’re hoping to God it doesn’t go yellow so you have to awkwardly decide during your mini panic attack to gun it or brake hard enough to deliver whiplash

[Jordan Corey @jordycorey]

#NewProfilePic

[Jordan Corey @jordycorey]

@MrBeastYT Yo, can I have some money