Jordyn Morris

my mom says I’m special

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Oh heyyyyy Twitter

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MY CAR IS SO CLEAN

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Catching up on Criminal Minds and loving on @GUBLERNATION

[Steffan-Chad @IamSteffandChad]

Twitter, I’m trying to prove a point to win an argument. RT this is if your parents convinced you that driving with the roof light on was illegal.

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As Adam Levine said..”I’m never gonna leave this bed”

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@MGSniper @KateVilt @itsclaire_bear

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Hour 41 of not leaving the house: still don’t want to leave the house.

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Over break, I got my hair, nails, and eyebrows done. I went to a paint and sip, colored an adult coloring book, read a bit of my new book, ate a ton of food, and decorated for Christmas. And I didn’t think about work once. Operation de-stress Thanksgiving: complete.

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So sick of “friends” who are only worried about themselves and their lives.

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@itsclaire_bear Dude!!!
Andrew: “I thought you wanted to sleep in today”
Me: “I did sleep in, it’s 8:30”
Andrew: “oh wow you did!”
🙃🙃🙃

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Someone’s gotta warm me that a trailer for Lion King is coming! Here I was at Thanksgiving minding my own business eating my third plate of food, then BAM I hear James Earl Jones and I shout for everyone to shut up and the food goes flying and then start crying tears of joy.

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@itsclaire_bear Its always something with him!!

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@mennis09 Two underdogs! I like it. I really like the part where Molly kills Bellatrix 😂

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Luna Lovegood is by far the best character in the Harry Potter movies.

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Just watching the Dumbo trailer sparked me to set up a monthly donation to the International Elephant Foundation.. god help future me who watches the movie. #elephantfreak

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Ever since watching Bohemian Rhapsody last night, I’m fully convinced I was born in the wrong decade.

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Andrew watching football:
“fucking run it to fucking Jordan Howard....please....fuck!” #mannersmatter

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@AdamSchefter @baskerville_AF @NFL #SaluteToService

[Benjamin Park @BenjaminEPark]

I swear Florida could be voting between ice cream and a kick to the head and the results would be 50.5%-49.5%.

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@baskerville_AF

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I’m not a bridezilla by any means but if you wear white to our wedding, I’ll steal the DJ’s mic and call you out.