Jordy 💋

29 | ♊️| Juvenile Counselor🤙🏽

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

What does the dawg say?

[SiteSupply @TheSiteSupply]

The Nike SB Dunk Low “Purple Suede” is coming soon 💜 https://t.co/WPrrMUzKkH

[db (Sports=Pain) @db1207_]

OMG HAHAHAHHAHA

[Jordy 💋 @jordynotti]

Bath and body works never fails to hurt my wallet 😭😭😭

[YES Network @YESNetwork]

Ahead in the 7th ✅

[Talkin' Yanks @TalkinYanks]

IKF WHEELS

[Talkin' Yanks @TalkinYanks]

AARON JUDGE BROKE THE DOOR

[Jordy 💋 @jordynotti]

Me: Happy Mother’s Day mom, thanks for popping us out your cooter🤗
Sister/Dad: 🤦🏽‍♀️
Mom: I’m a cooter shooter
🫠🫠🫠🫠

[Jordy 💋 @jordynotti]

My one little kid at work saw me for the first time in like a week and he came RUNNING up to me and gave me the biggest hug 🥺 then proceeded to say “I’m glad you’re here today, I haven’t seen you in a while.” My heart nearly broke 😭💛

[Jordy 💋 @jordynotti]

Why’s my mom keep asking me what “DP” means😭😭😭

[Jordy 💋 @jordynotti]

*mid workout*
Me: *whips out fruit roll up*
Guy: …..🤨🤨
Me: don’t mind me
Guy: ahh gotta get that insulin right. I feel it 🥴🤣

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

Volpe's 1st hit in The Show 💪

Congrats, @Volpe_Anthony!

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

Stan' you dig it?

[Jordy 💋 @jordynotti]

*my uncle and my dad on the phone with my brother*
Dad: yeah so how was work for you this week?
Me: it was awful… I’m getting my tubes tied.
Dad: 🫣😦😦😦
Uncle: 😳😅🤣🤣🤣

[Jordy 💋 @jordynotti]

I really have the best parents in the world. I got to the gym at 4 this morning and got a flat, called my parents and my dad took the day off to help me get it fixed 🥺💛

[JT @luvshae22]

My two personalities

[Jordy 💋 @jordynotti]

The gym community is honestly the best 😩 I had a rough morning walking into the gym, dropped my water and it went EVERYWHERE. the only person who saw it came up to me, patted me on the back and went it’s Friday, it’ll get better. 🥺

[Jordy 💋 @jordynotti]

Get to gym… watch didn’t charge last night…. Got notification I left AirPods near “gym address” check bag, not there. Go outside, laying in middle of sidewalk in rain (-: can I start today over 🥺🥺🥺