Jordyn

Psalm 8:3-4

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Rylee: this french fry looks like God's fingernail

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I just saw a man in a cowboy hat and a carhart eating avocado toast in baristas. I love southeast missouri.

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@bassunny @002ChrisR @CNN Taxing a church would cause the separation between the 2 to grow smaller. Should the government be receiving money from a religious entity? I don't think so. "The power of tax involves the power to destroy." The government shouldn't have that power over religion and vice versa.

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Husband: you can dish it out, but you can't take it
Me: you're absolutely right, now please say you're sorry

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@KTMiddaugh @twentyonepilots @tylerrjoseph @joshuadun the first time I heard jumpsuit I immediately thought of this scene 😲 so I just...made this

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ope @twentyonepilots

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"I really hope someone has been secretly recording us this whole time" - Tyler reflecting on all of the weird things we do

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

Y’all keep asking, so here’s your chance.
The people in charge say if you guys can get our tweet (this one right here) to 2 Million likes, they will bring SPICY CHICKEN NUGGETS BACK.
Let’s freakin’ do this!

[Katie Middaugh @KTMiddaugh]

Today I sent an email to an old professor with the subject "surprise katie middaugh needs help again"

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I really need a light jacket

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cheese pizza is for small children and psychopaths

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I just saw a minivan with a diesel engine. Is that normal or...?

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Tyler called my eyes “baby greens” and all I could think of was salad

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Me when something isn’t on clearance at Sears

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okay but how in the h*ck is Sears still open?

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Bright side to visiting this ghost town: clearance upon clearance upon clearance

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

THE TWO TYPES OF TWEETS

1) mr president, sir, how dare you?

2) how old were you when you realized it’s called TUESday because it’s the SECOND day of the week

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rip bubble bowl

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*after answering the door to two women at 9 pm*
Me: I wouldn’t have opened that if they were men....is that sexist?
Tyler: mmmmm...no.

Just trying to stay safe folks.