Jordyn🏳️‍🌈

“I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast” she/her🏳️‍🌈

[Jordyn🏳️‍🌈 @Jordynsharp32]

I’m just going to start a thread of all the things that happen working in special education

[Jordyn🏳️‍🌈 @Jordynsharp32]

Come. To. Visit. Me. @Strobelight2

[Jordyn🏳️‍🌈 @Jordynsharp32]

car rides with your best friend be like

[Jordyn🏳️‍🌈 @Jordynsharp32]

Stop🥺 I’m stalking my Twitter and this terrible video was from the first time I visited AZ at 17 and fell in love with this state. I’ve now been living here almost 3 years and I could not be happier🥲

[Jordyn🏳️‍🌈 @Jordynsharp32]

from a while ago but Arizona was amazing😍🌵

[Jordyn🏳️‍🌈 @Jordynsharp32]

@jameskingdrums can you come to AZ? I miss you

[Jordyn🏳️‍🌈 @Jordynsharp32]

Get you a friend like @jameskingdrums who is willing to play you songs at 2am outside in the freezing cold♥️

[𝔪𝔞𝔯𝔦 @decafmari_]

INCREDIBLY interesting shift for education in Wyoming

[Meg @MeganLong24]

guys I cancelled my netflix subscription im so excited to finally own a house who knew it was this easy 🥰

[Jordyn🏳️‍🌈 @Jordynsharp32]

Yes the $120 I save this year will buy me 2 weeks of gas🎉

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

The great thing about canceling spotify is saving $10 a month, which is what billionaires have told me is the secret to immense wealth.

[Jordyn🏳️‍🌈 @Jordynsharp32]

Nannying today and the kid asked me if I work out. I said not a ton, usually once a week. This boy without missing a beat goes “oh that surprises me, you don’t really look like you work out”

Boyyyyyy💀💀💀

[Jordyn🏳️‍🌈 @Jordynsharp32]

Since schools back I have more fun things kids said

[Jordyn🏳️‍🌈 @Jordynsharp32]

I just asked him if he’s ever done sports or liked them and his answer was “no I hate sports! Especially soccer. My mom signed me up and the kids kept taking the ball from me” 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

[Jordyn🏳️‍🌈 @Jordynsharp32]

My sister was telling her friend that she’s working to save money to go on a summer trip with her school to Europe and her friend dead ass said “ewww don’t go with the school just go there on vacation with your family” as if that’s just something everyone can do

[Michael Benjamin @mfbenji]

People who grew up with money will look you in the eyes and ask you something insane like “do you ski?”

[Wynn has AuDHD @wynneliz1]

ADHD is knowing you have a deadline, wasting time for eight hours, then neglecting all your body's basic needs until it's done

[Mollie Murk @Mollie_Smiles]

is it covid or is it stress or is it fatigue or is it a cold or is it allergies or is it existential dread or is it psychosomatic or is it your new meds or is it covid or is it stress or is it

[Aerin @FromAerin]

I remember when Instagram was straight pictures. No DMs, no archives, no replying to comments, no stories, no calls, no live, no videos, just the Valencia filter and vibes.

[j̵͍̎i̸̗͛z̵͔̎z̴̗͌w̴̥̽i̵̛̮t̷̛̟c̶̣͝h̸͉̍ @spermatomancer]

wild that the most unhinged republican president in history sent us $2000 checks back when we had like 12k cases a day and now we have 300k cases a day and a dem president who's like "lol not my problem go to work jack"

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

making my new years’ resolutions as mild as possible cuz i can’t handle any more disappointment. in 2022 i will get a new hat

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

I know this is the wrong takeaway, but the end of Don't Look Up made me jealous that our current apocalypse lacks the swiftness and equality of a giant comet.

[Ralph Anthony @RalphTheMouth81]

CDC in 2020: mask up

CDC in 2021: get vaccinated

CDC in 2022: it is what it is

[Rebecca Collins @mollyrubenlong]

Ok hear me out, Christmas and New Years are literally just DAYS. They can be any day!!! We can make Christmas April 6 and New Years in July since shit gets better in the summer!
(I tested positive for COVID today and my edible just hit.)