When you stop leading a country they should freeze you like Walt Disney or put you on the ranch where they keep all the other ex world leaders at. We cannot let this level of I’m Just A Goofy Guyitis continue
G: The dog is foofy.
J: It’s FOOFY???
G: FOOFY, JERRY
E: Well surely you didn’t expect a girl like that to have a rottweiler?
G: Something a little more HETEROSEXUAL would’ve been nice!
J: Look on the bright side! It could’ve been a wiener dog!
Sometimes I want to make a tweet that has a vaguely sexual or erotic connotation as a joke but I also don't want anyone to get the impression that I'm capable of that sort of thing
Every time some "read about it on Wikipedia" guy trots out the tired bit I want them to just read the essay and understand that it offers a quite rich phenomenology—mystified as it must be—of the ennui of liberal-capitalist life. You could do a lot worse than its last paragraph.