the ghost of jorg shidmann

notorious thought criminal @tranz_schubert, currently serving a sentence of 7 days to life in HMP Twitter Gaol she/her and pretty

[the ghost of jorg shidmann @jorgdothtweet]

You actually cannot be serious. 7 days in jail for this

[the ghost of jorg shidmann @jorgdothtweet]

@trapbinx lmaooo

[John Attridge @John_Attridge]

How it feels to send an email with no exclamation marks

[the ghost of jorg shidmann @jorgdothtweet]

pasta brick and an ice storm

[shﾑn @preset_2m3]

Steaming my fish with watercress and kumquats and it’s 70 degrees. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Kathryn Jezer-Morton @KJezerMorton]

between this and the Mile End Kicks trailer, we're on the verge of having too much Montreal in the culture, which we all know is a recession indicator

[the ghost of jorg shidmann @jorgdothtweet]

@immy_inside My only concern is that penis.

[the ghost of jorg shidmann @jorgdothtweet]

@vo_ro_na omg karajan

[Mieskeit Girlfriend @RileyWorse]

When you stop leading a country they should freeze you like Walt Disney or put you on the ranch where they keep all the other ex world leaders at. We cannot let this level of I’m Just A Goofy Guyitis continue

[Alex🇨🇦 @alex2yc]

10:30 PM, phone dying, notes app statement, didn’t bother to crop the screenshot 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[nigaud attardé™️ @puteveniseplage]

Porno ras le bol

[rust belt roadtrip @gmoult]

a poem of insults hurled at priests by liberal polish factions in the US from 1890

[jörg shidmann @tranz_schubert]

G: The dog is foofy.
J: It’s FOOFY???
G: FOOFY, JERRY
E: Well surely you didn’t expect a girl like that to have a rottweiler?
G: Something a little more HETEROSEXUAL would’ve been nice!
J: Look on the bright side! It could’ve been a wiener dog!

[the ghost of jorg shidmann @jorgdothtweet]

I am monitoring the situation

[Cult MTL @cultmtl]

Four Montreal school boards including EMSB to close schools tomorrow due to ice storm https://t.co/bJxzsmFy9t

[🜚 @vo_ro_na]

Sometimes I want to make a tweet that has a vaguely sexual or erotic connotation as a joke but I also don't want anyone to get the impression that I'm capable of that sort of thing

[Weffrey Jellington @jeffwellz]

Why is she the easy one and not you?

[the ghost of jorg shidmann @jorgdothtweet]

not just you. i’m here to save the world

[Angelina @decodelee2]

That weird girl with a high sex drive will save you btw

[the ghost of jorg shidmann @jorgdothtweet]

@vo_ro_na 55 south mentioned …

[the ghost of jorg shidmann @jorgdothtweet]

Show me your detractors and I'll tell you who you are

[the ghost of jorg shidmann @jorgdothtweet]

RAIN DROPS ON THE ROOF ITS STARTING

[the ghost of jorg shidmann @jorgdothtweet]

classes cancelled :)

[Chris Taylor @chrisjudetaylor]

Every time some "read about it on Wikipedia" guy trots out the tired bit I want them to just read the essay and understand that it offers a quite rich phenomenology—mystified as it must be—of the ennui of liberal-capitalist life. You could do a lot worse than its last paragraph.