Jorge Batalha

É basicamente a história do olho e ovos

[Jorge Batalha @jorgebataille]

O Berlusconi do Texas com o filho do Trump ❤️
A utilidade dos $44bn vai se posta à prova nas próximas eleições.

[Jorge Batalha @jorgebataille]

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[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

All of the modern greats are at this World Cup - Messi, Mbappe, Haaland, Salah, Kane - and all of them are scoring great goals.

Except one.

[Jorge Batalha @jorgebataille]

@BowesChay At least this last one reused the podium.

[Tamer Nahed @Tamer_Alnoaizy]

I was walking alone in the streets of Gaza City a short while ago, late at night. I did not expect this brief walk to become one of the most difficult moments I have experienced since the beginning of the war.

The city is completely engulfed in darkness. There are no streetlights, no lit homes, and no signs of normal life. Among the tents spread everywhere, rats were moving in large numbers, as if they had become part of the daily scene people have grown used to seeing.

I saw people lying on the sidewalks and sleeping on the roads because they had nowhere else to go. I saw a man searching through garbage bags in the dark of night for something to ease his hunger or meet his family’s needs. Along the roadside, dozens of people sat outside, escaping the suffocating heat inside the tents, which have turned into ovens with the arrival of summer.

I also heard the sound of a severe, continuous cough coming from inside a tent an elderly woman coughing in a way that reflected deep exhaustion, as if her body could no longer endure, with no medicine or ability to help in that moment.

In the midst of this darkness, I heard babies crying because there was no milk available, and a young girl screaming from inside a tent, crying to her mother because insects had bitten her feet again for the second or third time that night.

I returned wishing I had not gone out that night. I realized more than ever that this city no longer resembles the life we once knew. What is happening here cannot be understood through images or numbers alone. Anyone who wants to see the true scale of the suffering must see Gaza after sunset, when everything disappears except pain.

[Jorge Batalha @jorgebataille]

@_onlyscott Raul man

[Jorge Batalha @jorgebataille]

@koshercockney Absolutely mental: no one is asking Grog if it's true 😱

[Jorge Batalha @jorgebataille]

Saying that and if I recall correctly, in Qatar, Portugal lost against Morocco in the knockout stage because Professor Santos, terrified of the press, benched Ronaldo.

[Bruno Maçães @MacaesBruno]

Yes after Ronaldo destroyed our chances in Qatar it’s pretty incredible we are still doing this 4 years later. Enough said

[Jorge Batalha @jorgebataille]

@chuckbaker56 @vinicius_snrr The point is that you are an uncultivated, untravelled racist prick. That's all.

[Jorge Batalha @jorgebataille]

@goncalo_nspinto hahaha 🤡 de 💩

[Jorge Batalha @jorgebataille]

@goncalo_nspinto @JornalPoligrafo hahaha palhaço do caralho 😁

[Jorge Batalha @jorgebataille]

@hootiestutzman @Hayb663 @vinicius_snrr Says Hootie Stutzman that was spotted cleaning his bottom with sand paper 😁

[Jorge Batalha @jorgebataille]

@Hayb663 @vinicius_snrr What about hygiene you filthy pig?

[Jorge Batalha @jorgebataille]

@voupensarnisso Israel é um produto sionista (sobretudo) inglês e americano. Se acontecesse, não havia David que os salvasse, mas não vai acontecer porque os sionistas, mesmo não sendo maioritários, dominam a política nos dois países.

[Jorge Batalha @jorgebataille]

@JohnCleese Should we also ban the wigs from the repressed women in Stoke Newington? Or that ridiculous bald patch hats their males use.

[Jorge Batalha @jorgebataille]

@fcancio O facto de não seguir ou ser seguido pelo Nuno Palma quando o está a defender é, por si só, esclarecedor.

[Jorge Batalha @jorgebataille]

@naoker0discutir Subiste a parada para 'muito burro'. Estavas à espera de quê?

[Jorge Batalha @jorgebataille]

@voluptama https://t.co/6xWcOiYBeG

[Israel Foreign Ministry @IsraelMFA]

Dear Portugal 🇵🇹
Happy Portugal Day!
Sincerely yours,
Israel 🇮🇱

[Jorge Batalha @jorgebataille]

hahaha ladies and gentleman apresento-vos a verdadeira reconquista:

[Israel Foreign Ministry @IsraelMFA]

Dear Portugal 🇵🇹
Happy Portugal Day!
Sincerely yours,
Israel 🇮🇱