Eren Jaeger

[Manuel Vázquez @ManuelV2872313]

Robas, te haces pendejo con los desaparecidos de tu Estado, la haces de pedo con el Gobierno Federal pero sin nada relevante, aguantas puteadas propias y extrañas, y luego te largas a España a cumplir tu sueño futbolero...
Todo un visionario, no descartó que nos meta a semifinales de Arabia 2034 de lo surreal qué es este pedo

[José Manuel Azpiroz @jmazpiroz]

¡Qué generoso! Cuéntales cómo te VENDISTE al Gobierno para autorizarles desde el Tribunal Electoral una mayoría artificial que les permitió cambiar la Constitución para destruir al Poder Judicial.

¡Venga, Profe!👏🏻

¡A esos estudiantes de @DerechoUNAMmx en @UNAM_MX les encantará!

[Javier Laynez Potisek @LaynezPotisek]

En efecto, sí es mi cuenta.

Saludos.

[Mariana VR @marisconsin]

Buen día @SCJN, ahora que ya no tienes salas y tienes menos integrantes ¿qué vas a hacer para darte abasto? ¿El Pleno va a sesionar todos los días? Cuéntanos 🫰🏽

[barbie @sakcore18]

first kid at 40. love that and i hope that binder has a script she’s turning in

[Carla ❁ @shannonlada]

Se cumplen 9 años de FLEABAG.

Prohibido olvidar que el hot priest fue el único que logró vernos a través de la cuarta pared, demostrando el nivel de conexión que tenía con nuestra protagonista.

Nunca superaré 😩💜

[Eren Jaeger @JorgeFG5]

lol xd

[Luis @EliudTapia]

Desde hace 10 años un panel independiente de personas expertas evalúa candidaturas a la Corte IDH y a la CIDH.

Copiaré las conclusiones del Panel sobre el candidato de Perú a la CIDH: el colombiano Carlos Bernal Pulido.

Hoy son las elecciones.

[ErgotLoaf @ergotloaf]

Im feeling it chat

[Mariana VR @marisconsin]

I know I’ve been absent around here. But it was for a good reason.

My advance copies have arrived 🥹

[Eren Jaeger @JorgeFG5]

Xd

[Alex Vacca @itsalexvacca]

BREAKING: MIT just completed the first brain scan study of ChatGPT users & the results are terrifying.

Turns out, AI isn't making us more productive. It's making us cognitively bankrupt.

Here's what 4 months of data revealed:

(hint: we've been measuring productivity all wrong)

[Robyn Porteous @RobynPorteous]

I am begging you all to read some fiction. A drop, a crumb even.

[South Dallas Foodie @SouthDallasFood]

Sorry it’s late but I’m about to lose my fucking mind.

[Sterling Crispin 🕊️ @sterlingcrispin]

*Slavoj Zizek sniffs loudly touching his nose* Ah yes yes the corporate pastoral. This is a perfect ideological object. You see, you see here Sam, he pretends to give us a modest, one could say intimate conversation between two friends. No. This is a mythopoetic act of ideological laundering. *Sniff*

This is not, you see, this is not a product announcement. No. Sam is giving us a myth, you see. *Sniff* This film, if one can call such a thing a film, is a strategic myth making artefact to construct an origin story. This is a biopic about themselves played by themselves, you see. Masturbation. *Sniff* The hubris is astounding. *Sniff*

This opens, what do we see, what do we see first? *Sniff* We see the power shot, the money shot yes? Looking up from the ground up into the towering city. We are small. Silicon Valley is big. Money you see, technology, forbidden sex, and so on. San Francisco to be precise. Yes? *Sniff*

Then what? Soft lighting, yes, soft focus, flowers in the city and so on. Two friends. No. *Sniff*

These are not two friends. These are the ideologues of techno capital, you see. *Sniff*. The priests preparing you for the sacrament of their new device. *Sniff*

They smile, you see, "We know we are building godlike machines, but we are such nice people!" *Sniff* Yes very good Sam. And thank you. They shake our hands and smile, while the machine, you see, the machine takes our jobs and our soul, or what have you. *Sniff*

Yes? But the cafe, what a nice cafe I must say. The cafe invites us in. Not just two friends together, you see. We are, as the viewer, we are also their third friend. *Sniff* Perhaps lover, or some such. We will see how the night goes, you know? *Sniff*

But Sam, yes, he does not care about money. Power? No. *Sniff* This boy king, the caring sovereign, he worries about us. The little people you see. *Sniff*

The master holds the weight, the original sin, so we may enjoy without guilt. *Sniff* Sam is our Jesus, so we can ask the computer our little questions and not worry. Not to worry about the labor, or the exploitation, or the environmental costs and so on. *Sniff*

So you see, this is, you see this is to build a moral legitimacy around leadership figures at at a time when, you know *Sniff* AI is taking our jobs, and "How will I feed my family" and "Oh no we are all going to die" and so on. *Sniff*

Notice. Notice they do not talk about technology you see. Values. *Sniff* This is the hand of ideology that distracts you while the other, the other hand you see, it takes from you.

But thank you for the coffee Jony, and yes the iPhone. *Sniff* Jony is the great thinker Yes? And Jony gives us emotional connection, yes? And the family man stands hand in hand with Sam, as deliberate contrast to the tech overlord he pretends not to be, you see. *Sniff*

The European family man with the children and, you know, the forbidden sexual desires of San Francisco and what have you. *Sniff*

We have our origin story, the myth you see, chance encounters in the cafe. *Sniff* "It is funny running into you here Jony!" Yes it must be nice what are the odds of such an encounter. *Sniff*

And what? Personal anecdotes they give us, yes, some shared vision to reinforce authenticity in a film which, let us be honest for a moment, this could very well be in the post credits scene of a marvel movie or, you know *Sniff* some such profane act of capitalist entertainment, a mickey mouse adventure or what have you. *Sniff*

And for what? For what is all of this labor and AI and devices and so on *Sniff* So we can find ourselves in a moment, lost, "Oh no" we say, "Oh no I wonder. I have a question to which there is no answer, I cannot think for myself?" *Sniff*

No. Let us go to the phone yet again. We must ask the device. But no. You see. *Sniff* My phone is in my pocket. We need a new device you see. Yes? *Sniff*

A device which, a device which always listens, you see. *Sniff* An all knowing god who can answer my questions, and tell me what to think, and what should I say, *Sniff* what should I do, and I am afraid and oh no who am I and I am sad and who should I fuck and so on. Yes? *Sniff*

So you see *Sniff* This film is not a documentary yes? *Sniff* What we see here is christ carrying the cross alone through the streets. *Sniff* But not a cross you see. Jony. Jony gives us the iPhone and Sam puts AI inside the device. *Sniff* And now? Now we don't need to think *Sniff* We can just have the AI and the AI, you see, *Sniff* It's wonderful.

[remilutionary remist ||| 🇹🇭🚩 @RedemocracyTH]

Instead of this format where dumb people and opinions gets over-represented we should have a jubilee video where 20 climate scientists bully a climate change denier until they cry.

[Alison Herman @aherman2006]

we are about to witness january 6 for english majors

[Daniel Gerke @drgerke1]

The anger of all the crypto bros and grindset artists against Stevenson is hilarious. They’ve got absolutely nothing. Quite something to almost single-handedly dismantle the liberal economic mythos.

[a rare photo of sean connery signed by roger moore @steamedhamms]

I’m so pro Gary Stevenson, almost every argument against what he says reinforces what he says in tone, content or both but also he’s managed to get himself EVERYWHERE. so few people make left wing arguments anywhere, he makes them in literally any place that’ll have him. good!

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

"I love Tesler." $TSLA 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣👇

[Sana Saeed @SanaSaeed]

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