Jorge Oyola

Livestream Op for @thesquirrelnyc / @caveatnyc
Formerly Orlando's okayest DJ.

human being (paid)

[Jorge Oyola @JorgeIGuess]

Got to co-host @justforlaughs' Characters Welcome last night with @EricFeurer; here's a :45 second clip about Oakley sunglasses and the one thing our dads have in common (it's not Oakley sunglasses).

[When Is Trump Gone? @DaysLeft4Trump]

4 years

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[Jorge Oyola @JorgeIGuess]

You telling me this thing filters HEPAtitis??

[Jared Skolnick @jaredskolnick]

“What is the charge? Eating a meal? Eating a succulent McDonald’s meal?”

[melissa lozada-oliva @ellomelissa]

In my head Ice-T is the cop …..and he’s opening up the backpack …..saying FUCK…. It’s Monopoly money

[Jorge Oyola @JorgeIGuess]

Couldn't give me a timeline or details. It's been 51 wks; still waiting, still medically necessary. My provider has all the emails, printouts, and records to show I'm one of 1000s, and even my provider is being told lies.

Now's not the time for your CEO to be stingy, EyeMed...

[Jorge Oyola @JorgeIGuess]

@EyeMedVision has truly been denying, deposing, and delaying my medically necessary contacts for just shy of a full year. On one phone call, a supervisor told me they (Eye Med) and @HealthfirstNY were meeting behind closed doors to discuss wtf was going on.

[Jorge Oyola @JorgeIGuess]

@EricFeurer Eat shit*

[Victims of Capitalism Memorial Foundation @karaokecomputer]

If you need to renew your hope for humanity, read the TikTok comments responding to the news of the UnitedHealthcare CEO’s assassination

[Garfield @Shitlibz]

A photographer took pictures of people before and after she told them the CEO of United Healthcare was assassinated.

[Jorge Oyola @JorgeIGuess]

@computertooth 👀

[Jorge Oyola @JorgeIGuess]

@MeliMels99 Flawless tweet.

[Makotron @raptron1978]

Megatron

[Jorge Oyola @JorgeIGuess]

Two things for certain tonight:
1) I'm going to get hammered
2) I'm going to scream

[Dylan O'Sullivan @DylanoA4]

About to watch Tenet for the first time and I enjoyed it

[Jorge Oyola @JorgeIGuess]

#SNLoween @thelonelyisland
Step 1: ✅
Step 2: ✅
Step 3:

[Flynt Flossy @RealFlyntFloss]

Ayye It’s a Smangaversary 🔥🎂 , “I’ll Smang it Tarantino , from Dusk til Dawn😁”

[Jorge Oyola @JorgeIGuess]

@sylvyfernandez Ezra's Interlude plays on repeat in my head.

[Jorge Oyola @JorgeIGuess]

@computertooth 💁

[Jorge Oyola @JorgeIGuess]

Not today, Satan. I just masturbated so I'm thinking with 4D clarity 🧘✨