Jorge Milagro

Chairman of the Banana Splits. Mayor of the Banana Republic.

[Jorge Milagro @jorgemilagro25]

@justinsback4all @newschica @MiamiHerald @tessriski @Vince_Lago @AesopsGables @commishariel @CommissMelissa @msdriedman @CoralGablesPD Oh she’s not hiding because he’s paying her. She’s hiding because she’s in on it. She knew about it all along

[Jorge Milagro @jorgemilagro25]

@newschica Translation: I have not been paid by @CommissMelissa or @commishariel and I am too lazy to do any work #paytoplay

[Jorge Milagro @jorgemilagro25]

@TheGablesPlug @EdgarAngelesH @newschica @ActualidadRadio @RobertoRTejera @ricardobrown @JuanCamiloGG @bellaliberteaa @justinsback4all @KermitsRevenge @Vince_Lago Comes with the business

[Jorge Milagro @jorgemilagro25]

@TheGablesPlug @AntiWokeMemes I’ll do you one better. her name is @newschica

[Jorge Milagro @jorgemilagro25]

@newschica @Vince_Lago @RobertoRTejera @ActualidadRadio Good evening NewsVieja. Did your check arrive in the mail today? Heard @commishariel sent it all the way from the Vatican since family vacations are more important to him than his elected responsibilities. Rumor has it he stole money from the pontiff… How holy of him!

[Jorge Milagro @jorgemilagro25]

@omar_frederico @newschica @Vince_Lago @CommissMelissa A JOURNALIST?!? HA! I laugh! Those Pulitzer prize days are in her past. You meant blogger. You can buy a post on her failing blog for only dollars a day (she’s desperate)

[Jorge Milagro @jorgemilagro25]

@newschica @justinsback4all @CommissMelissa @commishariel Not as tone deaf and stupid as you had to be to get canned by the Herald. You teeter on the edge of lunacy and idiocy. See the irony in that? Not even an ounce of intelligence. There is no sense of sanity in the little world you live in. All alone. Broke and irrelevant.

[Jorge Milagro @jorgemilagro25]

@justinsback4all @newschica @CommissMelissa @commishariel She’s so desperate she’s asking us for help now. La pobre!

[Jorge Milagro @jorgemilagro25]

@omar_frederico @CommissMelissa @newschica That explains why they ran out of French fries the other night

[Jorge Milagro @jorgemilagro25]

@CommissMelissa This is AI right?

[Jorge Milagro @jorgemilagro25]

@EdmondDant75376 @JesseScheckner @CommissMelissa @AGJamesUthmeier Spirit Halloween is working on a costume design based off her. Oh, that and one for @newschica (it’s a whale 🐳)

[Jorge Milagro @jorgemilagro25]

@JesseScheckner @CommissMelissa @AGJamesUthmeier Awww that’s cute. Look at you Castro, getting your five minutes of fame. You know this doesn’t really make you look good right? Not that the ozempic helped anyway. Try not to make any more typos @justinsback4all @TheGablesPlug @EdmondDant75376 @bellaliberteaa

[Jorge Milagro @jorgemilagro25]

@newschica @EdmondDant75376 @TheGablesPlug @Damianpardo8 @justinsback4all What is the demographic of your subscribers? Do they all look like you? I suspect miserable people with zero achievements in life are attracted to each other. Hmmm… I think that defines your typical subscriber well.

[Jorge Milagro @jorgemilagro25]

@newschica @CommissMelissa Castro is in possession of one singular brain cell. Is it still possible for her to think?

[Jorge Milagro @jorgemilagro25]

@EdmondDant75376 @newschica @TheGablesPlug @Damianpardo8 @justinsback4all In her case it’s called morbid obesity

[Jorge Milagro @jorgemilagro25]

@newschica @TheGablesPlug @Damianpardo8 @EdmondDant75376 @justinsback4all I don’t expect much comprehension from you in general considering the fact that you can’t read the nutrition labels on your food. Your knees looked a bit weak in that video a few weeks ago, ever considered a gym membership?