Mrs.Jorge

Sarcastically live commenting on Bachelor.. Having fake relations with Jorge the bartender.. and wishing my abs looked as good as Josh's after eating carbs

[Mrs.Jorge @jorgessidepiece]

The reason she is an "inspiring" dolphin trainer is because clearly home girl has no idea that dolphins don't have gills... #TheBachelor

[Mrs.Jorge @jorgessidepiece]

The girl who looks like she has never eaten feeds @viallnicholas28 a hotdog.. first 100 calorie meal she has had in awhile #TheBachelor

[Mrs.Jorge @jorgessidepiece]

Raven lives for family, faith, and football... Nick's lives for fucking. #fwords #TheBachelor

[Mrs.Jorge @jorgessidepiece]

Everytime Nick does not pronunciate his words... which is every other one... #TheBachelor

[Mrs.Jorge @jorgessidepiece]

has anyone realized Nick's look changed with each girl he dated in HS.. just like each season he was a bachelor #TheBachelor #identitycrisis

[Mrs.Jorge @jorgessidepiece]

Follow me tonight for the latest tweetering rant while Nick tries to find love for the 18th time. #BachelorNation

[Mrs.Jorge @jorgessidepiece]

Watching these two debate is like watching the @Rams and @Browns playing against each other in the Super Bowl.
#Debates2016

[Mrs.Jorge @jorgessidepiece]

Every Time Hilary speaks there is only one feeling that comes over me.. #Debates2016

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The last time Hilary looked this good was when she found out about Bill banging Monica. #Debates2016

[Mrs.Jorge @jorgessidepiece]

Who let such fugly people run for president. Their resting bitch faces are on point. #Debates2016 #RBF

[Mrs.Jorge @jorgessidepiece]

Evan dressed up like Jon Gosselin for the night his boner will finally be taken care of. #BachelorInParadise

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Thank goodness for DVR.. We can skip watching Nick fake fall I love..again.. Since he will be doing it again soon. #BachelorInParadise

[Mrs.Jorge @jorgessidepiece]

The definition of Grace was just ruined after watching this leprechaun tattoo it onto vodka queen and her bae #BachelorInParadise

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For a guy to not bang a virgin is like a fat kid going to a buffet and not eating... #BachelorinParadise

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Wells played just the tip with Ashley..stuck it in just enough then pulled out and...#BachelorInParadise

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Amanda forgot to thank Josh for all her UTI's he gave her since he is always drenched in sweat... Them balls don't lie. #BachelorInParadise

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Evan helps people who can't get boners just to brag that he always has one.. Because that's all he has to work with #BachelorInParadise

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Izzy broke up with Vinny to scratch the sea lice off of Brett..But Brett now wants to eat Lauren like a Chinese buffet. #BachelorInParadise

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Ashley's dating sagas would make a great @dearabby article. Because America is over here like..#BachelorInParadise

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watching Ashley look at Caila and ask Jared for one more huge... Is like watching this movie #BachelorInParadise