John Coleman V

✊🏽 Product/UX design lead at a bank. @USC alumn. I tweet design/ politics/ space-sci/ crypto ℏ 20022 —

[John Coleman V @jorohaco]

Things to remember @TheDemocrats

1. Every exec order made by DT will be a story to take to voters in 2025, 2026 & 2028 elections

2. Field a progressive, charismatic, kind & ENTERTAINING business leader for #48 that isn’t a deadbeat leech

3. Let them (GOP) bury themselves.

[John Coleman V @jorohaco]

Per Gemini, only 3 of these are genuine: Jefferson’s common law, quote Adams’ clarifying the US is NOT founded on Christianity, and Paine’s takedown of the Bible.

Nonetheless the founding fathers were still basically like, f*ck Christianity. thank fucking god.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

@ColinNienaber It never was, even the founding fathers told people it wasn't founded on Christianity. Why do you people need to create a false history base off of fantasy?
STOP LYING

[John Coleman V @jorohaco]

I feel like folks always forgot who put Powell in the chair: Trump. And now we’ve got another, picked by a Trump admin magnitudes more unserious than the first. What could possibly grow wrong. @FortuneMagazine https://t.co/Y89xyd0Tnc

[John Coleman V @jorohaco]

It’s obvious—and he’s been doing this since term one, that every word out of his mouth is timed to drive market volatility. And you would be a fool to think he’s not using that red telephone or any other secure channel to dole out friends & family advance tips.

[John Coleman V @jorohaco]

Isn’t it strange how we ended up in a place where the surviving leaders of Iran are now perceived as the ones more likely to speak truth to the war situation, than POTUS himself.

[Anthony Scaramucci @Scaramucci]

Let me walk you through what happened one hour before Trump announced the five day moratorium on Iran strikes.

$1.5 billion in notional S&P E-mini futures contracts. Four to six times normal activity.

One hour before the announcement.

Simultaneously, $192 million in crude oil futures purchased at the same time.

They made between $300 and $400 million dollars off those trades.

Trump claimed he spoke to an Iranian official to negotiate the moratorium.

The Iranians said that person doesn't exist and the conversation never happened.

This is not the first time.

It has happened multiple times. He says something. The trade goes on. He says another thing. The market moves.

But whatever you call it — they are laughing at you and they are laughing at me while they do it.

Hunter Biden sold a painting and Washington lost its mind.

These people are making hundreds upon hundreds of millions of dollars trading on information that only exists inside the most powerful office in the world.

I think we are dramatically underreporting how much money is actually being made here.

This isn't politics anymore.

This is a financial operation running out of the White House.

[John Coleman V @jorohaco]

@Newsforce news to me, but not “news” really. arstechnica reported this in 2024: https://t.co/MyMECVsKo4

[John Coleman V @jorohaco]

.@CIA because there is zero intelligence at 1600 Penn. Anyone aware that Europe could drop the US dollar as a consequence for a hostile takeover of Greenland? BRICS already did it. So unless POTUS’s plan is to isolate the US into oblivion, I suggest the adults take the wheel.

[John Coleman V @jorohaco]

Source https://t.co/7FbVAlG1yp

[John Coleman V @jorohaco]

Reptilian… 😂

[Rep. Clay Higgins @RepClayHiggins]

Reptilian...

[John Coleman V @jorohaco]

Requesting a $HOOD Holidays do-over on behalf of well.. everyone. Cool floating broken image tho 🫠 @RobinhoodApp @AskRobinhood

[John Coleman V @jorohaco]

@RpsAgainstTrump Can’t wait til the next Dem president just tears down these new plaques, the ballroom “because, National Security,” and replaces Trump’s picture and plaque with a smeared 💩 stain on the wall. @GavinNewsom just some ideas for you.

[John Coleman V @jorohaco]

My portfolio under Biden in the period Jan 20 to Dec 17, 2024: +1,208.5% gain

My portfolio under Trump in the period Jan 20 to Dec 17, 2025: 0% gain

Am I surprised? not at all.

[John Coleman V @jorohaco]

Source: Vox Media
https://t.co/s7ZmMDQrBQ

[John Coleman V @jorohaco]

This opening statement of a @voxdotcom interview alone tells me why & how $AAPL will act as a blast door/safe haven from an AI bubble implosion. 🧵

[John Coleman V @jorohaco]

5. If AI were to 100% flop (it won’t), Apple’s foundational pillars (hardware, UX, brand) remain standing.

If AI really is the “joyless tech revolution,” then recent memory tells us that the “joyful” tech revolution was led, indelibly, by Apple circa Steve Jobs i.e. iPhone 2007.

[John Coleman V @jorohaco]

@annvandersteel So, clearly it never dawned on you that he thinks he’s our boss… mmkay.

[John Coleman V @jorohaco]

@dcurtis oh lordt calm down. it’s called minimalist maximalism.