@Mr_Neighborson please say it’s satire please say it’s satire please say it’s satire please say it’s satire please say it’s satire please say it’s satire please say it’s satire please say it’s satire please say it’s satire please say it’s satire please say it’s satire please say it’s satire plea
was about to leave for a date and my mom goes “is that really your best foot forward? he won’t want to see you again if you go out like that”
....i fucking hate it here
@mailshields0 okay so i never got a gun in the face in hs but I did have a grown ass father chase me and a bunch of other girls down a street while in heels and it was honestly terrifying
why do people on the ahwatukee 411 get a hard on at the thought of someone walking on their property so they can shoot them like wtf kinda psycho ass person do you have to be to go “i hope someone walks in my yard so i can put a couple holes in them!!”
haven’t slept in 2 days because i just want the nice HR lady to email me my job letter so I can stop feeling like I don’t have this job even though I do☹️
does anyone else remember the cute little bookstore that was on mill that was owned by the adorable old couple and they had a cat that roamed the bookstore????? or is it just me?????