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[Jorski @jorskiclips]

JUST IN: GTA 6 just broke the PS5 Pro

After Rockstar dropped the GTA 6 Extended Look, the $900 PS5 Pro is literally being scalped for up to $1,500 now

Yeah this is going viral as it’s sold out basically everywhere: BestBuy, Target, Amazon, Walmart, even Playstation Direct and the resale prices are going up by the day

The funniest part is the GTA 6 footage we saw was shot on a base PS5, and 60 FPS on the Pro still looks extremely unlikely with most of the upgrade being better visuals, ray tracing, and less fps drops

But someone remade the whole trailer in 60fps and now 30 just looks painful. Let’s hope the PC version won’t take as long as GTA 6 Online will

[Jorski @jorskiclips]

GTA 6 Fans are mad because they’re saying the new $400 Collectors Box looks straight from Temu

It’s sad how for $200 we used to get entire minifridges, full on statues, steelbooks and actual game-related stuff in these collectors editions, to now a $400 florida vacation gift basket

It comes with a bunch of random trinkets and no copy of the actual game. People are comparing it to GTA 5’s which was only $150 and even Red Dead 2’s which was only $100, and somehow both had way more aura

[Rockstar Games @RockstarGames]

Introducing Grand Theft Auto VI: The Goodtime State – Vice City Collection

Pre-order this premium Grand Theft Auto VI collectible set featuring all the essentials for a good time, inspired by Leonida’s hit TV show, Macca the Gator, while supplies last: https://t.co/2BLRBvugpU

[Jorski @jorskiclips]

JUST IN: People are pissed at Valve for putting Pet Chickens into CS2 before fixing their Anti-Cheat

Yeah, instead of fixing the biggest issue in CS2, they put chicken eggs in weekly drops, that allow players to raise them into full grown chicken

You can inspect them, pet them, put all types of hats on them, and keep pictures of them in a Hatchbook. There’s dozens of different colorways and patterns, except you can’t trade or sell them

Apparently you’ll be able to bring them in game as a cosmetic too, which is funny ‘cause now the zeus absolutely fries normal chickens around the map as well

[Jorski @jorskiclips]

JUST IN: Screen protectors don’t work on the Iphone 18 Pro

Right after the official hardware boss genuinely said screen protectors “make his skin crawl”

People started trying matte and privacy screen protectors on the new iphone 18 pro and found out it literally breaks the new Face ID, as it’s now under the display in the top left instead of in the dynamic island

Now people are creating a second dynamic island with their screen protectors to deal with it

[Jorski @jorskiclips]

Lebron James is going viral for selling out even though he's a Billionaire

He dropped an entire Polymarket Ad with a bunch of other celebrities announcing the partnership

and the comments are all cooking him, with even coffeezilla saying “is there anyone who says no to these gambling companies?”

As every major celebrity's just lining up for these gambling checks nowadays

But it gets worse cuz Lebron himself in 2023 said that “it’s weird that some of our fans that love the game kind of only care about a parlay now”

Then he just turns around and promotes it

[LeBron James @KingJames]

Step inside Polymarket HQ.

Somebody get the ice bath ready for @EliManning after that tackle. 🧊🤣🏈

In partnership with Polymarket

[Jorski @jorskiclips]

JUST IN: Samsung's firing shots at Apple over the new Iphone Duo

After Apple revealed the first ever foldable Iphone Samsung instantly tweeted saying their products are their leftovers

Samsung made foldable phones 7 years ago back in 2019, which Apple’s response to that in their keynote was that other foldable phones just feel like 2 phones awkwardly stuck together

Which now has Samsung spamming tweets to cope, including tweeting at Duolingo saying “sorry duolingo, they copied us too” to which they dunked on them with “when an ugly stranger calls you twin”

but still no ones ready for the Huawei foldables conversation

[Jorski @jorskiclips]

Apple's New Iphone Fold made Samsung themselves fire back

Directly after Apple's event, Samsung tweeted: “Let us know when you’re done reheating our leftovers”

As Samsung made fold phones back in 2019, Apple’s response in the keynote was that other foldable phones just feel like 2 phones awkwardly stuck together

Because it’s called the Iphone Duo Samsung then tweeted “sorry duolingo, they copied us too” to which they replied with “when an ugly stranger calls you twin”

Apple and Android yet to ever address Huawei's better Foldable Phone Tech

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

This iPhone duo animation

[Jorski @jorskiclips]

Samsung's firing shots at Apple over the Iphone Fold

Instantly after Apple's event, Samsung tweeted: “Let us know when you’re done reheating our leftovers”

Samsung made fold phones back in 2019, and Apple’s response to that in the keynote was that other foldable phones just feel like 2 phones awkwardly stuck together

Samsung's still spamming tweets, and because it’s called the Iphone Duo they said “sorry duolingo, they copied us too” to which they replied with “when an ugly stranger calls you twin”

Apple and Android yet to ever address Huawei's better Foldable Phone Tech

[Samsung Mobile US @SamsungMobileUS]

Let us know when you're done reheating our leftovers 😉

[Jorski @jorskiclips]

JUST IN: Astra AI recreating every AAA game in seconds

In under a week this guy got it to rebuild Manhattan street by street with central park, the world trade center, stores and everything, someone one-shotted an entire mario kart style racing game, it's making all kinds of games and 3d worlds

But the weirdest one was this guy made a world where every NPC is its own Astra agent, which he left it running, then started hearing voices in his own house and thought someone broke in but it was literally the NPCs in the game talking to each other by themselves

AI a few years ago couldn't even make Will Smith eat Spaghetti

[OpenAI @OpenAI]

This is GPT-6 Astra.

Anything you can do on a computer, Astra can do for you. Fast.

[Jorski @jorskiclips]

JUST IN: The White House made their own Miniclip

Yeah this went viral because they made Political Arcade games. There's a Tetris clone called build the wall where you stack a border wall against a “horde”, a Snake game where you collect border crossers, a Flappy bird clone called Flappy bill, even a Trump savings tycoon

They ripped off basically every startup screen too - xbox, playstation, gamecube, and the worst one is Sega into Maga

Then they posted “we got trump arcade before GTA 6 this accounts genuinely just a meme page but with nuclear codes

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

CAN'T STOP WINNING. 🎮

Build the wall. Deport. Fill a Trump Account.

LIVE - PLAY NOW 📲 https://t.co/qIR69AxSnm

[Jorski @jorskiclips]

JUST IN: Xbox Limits Cloud Gaming to 30mins/Day

They literally used to advertise unlimited cloud gaming on Game Pass, but starting in November:

-Ultimate gets 30 Minutes a day
-Premium gets 20 Minutes per day
-Essential gets 10 Minutes per day

Since there’s not even a separate cloud subscription, once those hours are gone you actually have to pay per hour on the Xbox Store

They said this will only impact 4% of Game Pass subscribers, but buying hours just to finish playing games that you don’t even own, has gotta be a humiliation ritual at this point

[Jorski @jorskiclips]

So GTA 6 just cooked the PS5 Pro

Since Rockstar dropped the GTA 6 Extended Look, the PS5 Pro is literally being scalped for up to $1,500 on eBay now

Yeah it’s sold out basically everywhere: BestBuy, Target, Amazon, Walmart, even Playstation Direct, and the resale prices are going up by the day

The worst part is the GTA 6 footage we saw was shot on a base PS5, and 60 FPS on the Pro still looks extremely unlikely with most of the upgrade being better visuals, ray tracing, and less fps drops

But someone remade the whole GTA 6 trailer in 60fps and now 30fps just looks painful. Let’s hope the PC version won’t take as long as GTA 6 Online will

[CharlieIntel @charlieINTEL]

The PlayStation 5 Pro is now sold out at all major retailers in US, including on PlayStation Direct

The console is currently being resold for over $1,300+ on some sites

[Jorski @jorskiclips]

So somehow NVIDIA’s DLSS 5 just leaked through 2k27, and people are putting everwhere

Yeah this went viral as the GTA 5 comparisons have all kinds of opinions on it. But then they put it in Cyberpunk and it literally looks like straight security camera footage

These renders are basically DLSS 5 cranked to 100% on every pixel, with nobody steering it. Which half the internet still hates DLSS 5 for obvious reasons. Meanwhile the other half thinks it’s the future of gaming after the potential in these leaks

Actual DLSS 5 drops September 3rd, so really see if making games run worse for AI graphics and face filters is worth it

[VCD | Wishlist The InBetween on Steam! @theinbetweendev]

As much as dlss 5 sucks....

You gotta admit, it could be a teensy bit useful in seeking inspiration for some nightmare fuel. 0-0

[Jorski @jorskiclips]

NVIDIA’s new DLSS 5 just leaked through 2k27, and people are putting it in every game

Yeah this went viral, because the GTA 5 comparisons have all kinds of opinions on it. But then they put it in Cyberpunk and it literally looks like straight security camera footage

These renders are basically DLSS 5 cranked to 100% on every pixel, with nobody steering it. Which half the internet still hates DLSS 5 for obvious reasons. Meanwhile the other half thinks it’s the future of gaming after the potential in these leaks

Actual DLSS 5 drops September 3rd so we’ll see if making games run worse for AI graphics and face filters is worth it

[RuaninhoBR - Hardware e Tecnologia @gagaruano]

DLSS 5 com render 2X no GTA 5 é algo que assusta.

[Jorski @jorskiclips]

This can’t be real

So this AI Robot in a Russian Tech Store is going viral after getting ragebaited into going fully rogue.

Throwing punches, full on kicks, and attacking the 3 people in the store. People are saying we’re officially cooked now, but somehow this makes me want one more

[Boşuna Tıklama @bosunatiklama]

Rusya'da bir teknoloji mağazasında robot, kendisini iten müşteriye saldırmaya çalıştı.

[Jorski @jorskiclips]

So after GoPro completely fell off

Markiplier promoted their new camera without telling a Soul that he bought 9% of the entire company beforehand

Yeah this went viral because bro bought 13.5 Million shares worth around $9 Million at the absolute bottom, and somehow nobody noticed for like 10 days

But now the news broke and the stock’s going absolutely insane with people like TOGI blasting 400k into it. Then people realized Markiplier's promo even had an affiliate link, which even MKBHD found pretty weird that he didn’t disclose anything

But after predicting the Honey situation, and making Iron Lung work Maybe bro knows something

[Jorski @jorskiclips]

Rockstar Finally Finished the Mile High Club Building in GTA 5

Yeah it's been under construction since 2013, and after 13 years they finally finished it. This went viral because Rockstar just officially partnered with NoPixel, the biggest GTA RP server to make an Official GTA 5 Roleplay server

They completely rebuilt parts of Los Santos for it, including turning the Mile High Club into a full hotel and casino called The Pixel. In normal GTA 5 though, the buildings still gonna stay unfinished

But with GTA 6 Online already rumored to be 1-2 years away and with NoPixel being on the official Rockstar Games Launcher now

This might just be the filler arc till GTA 6 online drops

[Rockstar Games @RockstarGames]

Introducing @nopixel V

Learn more about the next evolution of GTAV Roleplay, then tune in beginning on September 8 to watch the nopixel community kick off its latest adventures and earn up to GTA$1.5M and more with @Twitch Drops: https://t.co/8Ec4MAXSQn

[Jorski @jorskiclips]

This is why 5090's are $5,000

So Dyson just dropped a $500 AI toothbrush with cameras in it. Yeah this went viral ‘cause this thing scans your teeth 28 times a second and blasts mouthwash into the gaps you missed within miliseconds

They somehow spent 6 years making this, used over 600 engineers, and trained the AI on almost 500,000 dental images. There’s even a live camera feed in the app so you can watch it in real time

Half the internets saying this is insane engineering While the other halfs calling these straight flock cameras. They'll never ever top the Dyson Zone though

[Vaibhav Sisinty @VaibhavSisinty]

Dyson trained an AI on 470,000 dental images and put it inside a toothbrush. With a camera. That flosses for you. In real time.

It's called the CameraJet for $499. Launched today.

A 100,000-pixel macro lens sits inside the brush head. It takes 28 images per second while you brush. The AI detects gaps between your teeth and within 100 milliseconds fires a precision jet of mouthrinse directly into the gap.

It's computer vision doing your flossing. While you brush. Automatically.

Only Dyson would look at a toothbrush and think it needs a camera, a machine learning model, and a jet engine.

[Jorski @jorskiclips]

CS2 is so cooked

So there’s a site now that’s exposing everyone’s ENTIRE CS2 chat history, with over a Billion message logs

All you do is take someones steam profile change it from .com to .now and it pulls up their old messages, match history, stats, and even an estimated location based on their ping

Ohnepixel even found Ludwig himself saying “I hope you die in real life” to someone

[Jorski @jorskiclips]

Because GTA 6 is dropping this guy returned his 6 year old dead XBOX Series X to Costco

To which he got a full refund of over $613 for it. He then went ahead and bought a brand new one at target

This worked as video game consoles technically aren’t listed under Costco’s 90-day electronics rule, and the replies are saying they’ve done this with all kinds of old stuff at costco