Jordan 🌈🌼

24 | She/Her | UMD ‘19 | #1 Gorgeous stan

[Jordan 🌈🌼 @jortsssss]

Me about Taylor Swift pretty much 24/7

[Jordan 🌈🌼 @jortsssss]

@HunterBiden Hi Hunter. I’m 71 days AF today. This is EXACTLY what I needed to hear right now. Keep up the good fight.

[yas @adoomies3]

Vince to Morgan: *teary* I want you in my life forever. You will be the person I will be calling at midnight emotionally and drive to your house

THAT is a love confession my friend

[Jordan 🌈🌼 @jortsssss]

@latlonglogan Not with emails but anytime someone in a position of power wants to talk to me I assume it’s bad. Now the catch-22 is that if I don’t get any feedback at all, I also assume I’m doing poorly

[Jordan 🌈🌼 @jortsssss]

@latlonglogan I can’t shuffle yet I’m still in “listening to the album over and over in order” mode

[Jordan 🌈🌼 @jortsssss]

@latlonglogan No because I’ll be at work and the kids aren’t listening to me and I’m like should I even be in a teaching masters program???

[Jordan 🌈🌼 @jortsssss]

Just finished the marble episode of Squid Game and I feel like my heart was ripped straight out of my chest

[Jordan 🌈🌼 @jortsssss]

Why does every man on hinge have at least one pic that looks like a grainy cellphone photo from 2005

[Jordan 🌈🌼 @jortsssss]

Once again a man has ruined my birthday

[Jordan 🌈🌼 @jortsssss]

@lopappas0 Was it 2 baddies

[Jordan 🌈🌼 @jortsssss]

TOM WAMBSGANS EMMY?!?!???!!!!

[yolanda @lyhyolanda]

taylor’s lyrics are like “our forbidden love… my male man boyfriend…”

[Jordan 🌈🌼 @jortsssss]

@yourefuckingmid @sapphocore @taylorspinkie @notcoolbanana Why are you STILL in my mentions. One day you’re going to look back on the way you treated people and be ashamed of yourself. I’m just hoping that day comes sooner rather than later.

[Jordan 🌈🌼 @jortsssss]

@yourefuckingmid @notcoolbanana Reported

[Jordan 🌈🌼 @jortsssss]

Promising young woman vibes 😳

[capricunt @Ms_AshleeRenee]

omg this woman told her husband she was r*ped when she was 16 during a halloween party and a couple months later her husband was drunk and admitted to her that he was the one that assaulted her. men get scarier by the day.

[lilian @liliandaisies]

🧵 A thread on companies and brands who participated in the global humiliation of Amber Heard and profited from the Depp v. Heard trial.

[M @bleedingsz]

megan fox broke up with mgk??? love that for her

[Jordan 🌈🌼 @jortsssss]

Crying didn’t know this would become a tweet 😭

[Jordan 🌈🌼 @jortsssss]

Please help support karlie kloss day<3, add a #Twibbon now! https://t.co/htbDu5Yl7Y

[Jordan 🌈🌼 @jortsssss]

@wontseeyouagain I- 😭