Jordyn

[Jordyn @jorwhore]

All over Colorado and possibly the Grand Canyon! #roadto800 #campingworld

[Camping World @CampingWorld]

🚨 𝐓𝐎𝐃𝐃 𝐁𝐎𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐈𝐒 𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐇 𝐓𝐇𝐄 #𝐑𝐎𝐀𝐃𝐓𝐎𝟖𝟎𝟎 🚨

Tell me where YOU would have a celebration road trip for a chance to win @Team_Onion merch and a BRAND NEW RV!

[Jordyn @jorwhore]

@jarrrixa Hahahaha I get on Twitter like once a year and have to see this shit smh

[Jordyn @jorwhore]

@AuroraPD should I call the dispatch center for all noise complaints? Basically every night it sounds like gunshots and/or fireworks past 9pm.

[Jordyn @jorwhore]

I paid $85 for a Lyft this weekend. I will never go downtown again 😩😡

[Jordyn @jorwhore]

@jarrrixa Hi

[Jordyn @jorwhore]

#tbt

[Jordyn @jorwhore]

@jarrrixa hi 😂

[Jordyn @jorwhore]

Me: "I just kinda hate my job rn." @jarrrixa "Can we talk about this later? I'm eating a cantaloupe with a spoon." #highAF

[Jordyn @jorwhore]

Get you a man that buys you a puppy, a house, and a ring, in that order. #iwantitigotit

[Jordyn @jorwhore]

Whose mom is this?

[NEW MUSIC OUT NOW @GSingMedia]

Apple Watch: *Vibrates*
Me: *Thinks someone actually texted me*
Apple Watch: “BREATHE.”

[Jordyn @jorwhore]

Whuddup Twitter I’m back for my annual appearance

[Jordyn @jorwhore]

*changes out of day sports bra and yoga pants and into workout sports bra and yoga pants*

[Jordyn @jorwhore]

@jarrrixa What is your life haha

[Jordyn @jorwhore]

It is a scientific fact that all guys named Leon are the actual worst

[Jordyn @jorwhore]

*sees cute baby*
Uterus: Aw I should make one
Brain: OMG not yet, Uterus
Heart: 😔😔😔

[Jordyn @jorwhore]

@peytonharper40 😂

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If I had $1 for every white bitch steppin out their Range Rover w their blonde ponytails @ Whole Foods I might be able to afford to go there

[Jordyn @jorwhore]

The worst part of my day was going to take a picture of my precious sleeping dog only to have my phone die like what the hell

[Jordyn @jorwhore]

Amazing what some food and a little retail therapy can do for your PMS

[Jordyn @jorwhore]

@GTsKombucha ummm can you make this always and forever?! My new fav 😋🍉🍒