jory

wanna grow old and lazy with Kenna. Anthony Rizzo is still my captain. National Drug Helpline: Help IS Available 1-844-289-0879

[jory @jory_c505]

Listen it’s baseball szn, my attention is on baseball and baseball alone for the next 8 months so I guess sorry for who I am

[jory @jory_c505]

Haven’t been on here in a while, so here’s a poem:

Twitter people
You annoy me
Many ingrates here
Deleting this app

[jory @jory_c505]

Trevor Bauer for Douche of the Decade

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Takes thick skin to work blue collar. Some people can’t hack it. No me importo. Been working in the water industry for 7 years and I wouldn’t trade the knowledge I’ve gained and all the memories and borderline-bullying shit talking for all the money in the world.

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@Austin_Meade Oh hell yeah I love that Mötley Crëw song

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@funeralworship @spitfiiire @playboicowgirl I’m only clean today by the grace of God and the help of the groups of Narcotics Anonymous. They’ve taught me to be a better person for others and for myself. You’ll find the right one dude

[jory @jory_c505]

@spitfiiire @playboicowgirl @funeralworship We just hit 11 months the other day and I’m 2.5 years very gratefully clean! Doing anything at all sober can be difficult after doing everything with the fixes for years. But it gets easier with time, I promise.

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Found out one of the first people I was introduced to when I first started going to NA was found dead yesterday from an overdose. He had 8 years clean prior to relapsing.

Disease of addiction wants people DEAD. It’s not something to fuck with. Trust me. Tell your ppl you ❤️ them

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@joeygreermusic It’s IBC and it runs away with that race. But Barq’s had these and that helped the cause for 2nd place

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Hey someone buy my Volvo I need to pay off some llantas.

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Backstory on my life as a @Cubs fan/ thank you letter to the 2016 Championship team.

Still not taking the trades well, but I’m hanging in there. Go Cubs Go.

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You know that part of Lords of Dogtown where Jay Boy and Stacy and TA all go their separate ways and it’s really sad? That’s how I feel about the Cubs trading Rizz and Javy and KB. Still not handling this well at all.

Backstory to possibly come soon.

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@spitfiiire I hear it’s National Girlfriend Day and I didn’t hear about it a day after the fact, two points for me. Two points for me? I love you, love us. Hurry back please

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The 2016 Cubs were the brightness in my darkest times. I’m going to bawl if they trade some of the veterans away.

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Gretchen Von Fleece still sucks and I still don’t know who that lady is

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Heard kids are saying they’ll “never drink again 🤪/😜/🥴” and calling it a relapse when they drink again.. I’ll put u through a wall you don’t know the first fucking thing about a relapse. That shit will make grown men weep

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Tears Are Falling is the best KISS song the rest of them are radio garbage well except Calling Dr. Love and that’s it bye

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@TheLifeOfLane @keightyrose RIP Señor Frost but you treated your ol gal like a perro from the camino

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90% of ppl who include Tony Gwynn in their best hitters lists don’t know any of his stats or feats or even what killed him and some don’t even know he’s been dead for 7 years. I’m not part of that 90%.

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@CoachBru @RichOToole Oooh, nice. A mental health advocate throwing shade at DS (who turned his life around, btw. Look it up,) or is it just sarcasm? Strawberry was a successful ball player. Gwynn is a favorite of mine, but Darryl gets no respect and I hate it. The dude made the best of his 2nd chance