Jory

im very low maintenance as long as I get exactly what I want

[Jory @jorybleu]

@paulmartinn_ One Cup

[Jory @jorybleu]

@society6
Hey, I never got a confirmation email or anything to confirm to my order - not an order # to submit an online help request, but my card was charged - so what’s the next steps?

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

tennessee resident speaking out against a local anti-lgbt group… she murdered them a bit

[Jory @jorybleu]

Hot Take:
There are too many Pokémon

[Jory @jorybleu]

@big_head_tweets Wooo! Go Donut!

[Jory @jorybleu]

“get away from me; they’re gonna charge me double”

- my Latino bf to me while shopping in Guadalajara

[Jory @jorybleu]

@laurenegaard CHICAGO AINT LIKE IT USED TO HE SAID AFTER MOVING HERE 3 WEEKS AGO

[Jory @jorybleu]

omg help help my Uber driver is having a conversation with me

[Jory @jorybleu]

Every time I leave the Casino after losing all I came in with, all I think about is those “the thing casinos don’t want you to know” click shit articles links and what if I had clicked

[Jory @jorybleu]

I know technically it’s
“Nip it in the *bud*”

But can we all collectively agree to just make it “butt”

[Jory @jorybleu]

Update.
Lost Power, Unauthorized Person on the tracks. Delay time unknown.

Please leave the train.
No passengers on the holiday train.

[Jory @jorybleu]

The Holliday train is actually big nightmare/horror vibes

[Jory @jorybleu]

Posted on Tuesday; ya feel?

[Jory @jorybleu]

“Shoes” started the Internet”
- me to gen z

[Jory @jorybleu]

@blonders17 Where’s the lie?

[Jory @jorybleu]

Gurl, I am on crutches and am still passing straight people on the sidewalk

[Jory @jorybleu]

@blonders17 Honestly I find it entertaining. Who doesn’t love a daily attack

[Jory @jorybleu]

wow.
just wow.