Jory Carson

Carson Ranch 🐂🐑 Herefords, Horses, and Hell Raisin. 🔥

[Jory Carson @JoryCarson]

Farmers pickin up girls vs Cowboys

Farmers
1. Green or Red?
2. Do you like corn?
3. You know we feed the world, right?

Cowboy
1. Is there coors light in that cooler?
2. How many cows you say your daddy has?
3. What’d you say your name was again?

[chey 🥶 @thatTXkid]

If my energy isn’t reciprocated you’re getting cut off. I don’t care who you are. I won’t beg anyone to be apart of my life

[Jory Carson @JoryCarson]

How did Ozzy Osborne not get corona virus...dudes the original zubat eater???

[Dylldo @DSilly_]

*Makes a kissin sound mid-sex to tell her to pick up the tempo*

[julie @juliemarieortiz]

50% simp and 50% pimp

[morgyn christiansen @mo_christiansen]

@blairr_mariee to a 30 rack of Busch

[Jory Carson @JoryCarson]

Hb over undered with a quirt.

And if you don’t know what a quirt is, look it up.

[Jory Carson @JoryCarson]

CEO of the brewery for a month

Kinda surprised I’m gonna last a month

[dalle @dalle_rutledge]

I think there’s a common stereotype that people who work for their family are spoiled when I think the more common theme is we contemplate sticking a fork in an outlet a lot more.

[Parts Slanga @WendellStephen5]

Petition to Immediately Pass Mandatory Country of Origin Labeling for Beef, Pork and Dairy https://t.co/D4FogkaClL

[dalle @dalle_rutledge]

I know my twitter following isn’t big to someone but it kind of is for #AgTwitter and I want to use it this morning to get the word out that there is NOT a shortage of meat or milk! The packers and stores are using this gear tactic to drive up prices for their gain. PLS RT.

[an pigeon @imskytrash]

what’s your birthstone? mine is rock bottom

[Jory Carson @JoryCarson]

@blairr_mariee Stop 🙄

[Handlebend @Handlebendmugs]

100 retweets and Mike & Matt let us get a tik tok. #retweet

[Jory Carson @JoryCarson]

A little piece inspired by a very long morning. Don’t judge it’s the first thing I’ve ever wrote 🧐

[TC @tyrelcline]

For all my oily friends.

[Jory Carson @JoryCarson]

I’m 99% sure my mom is now ignoring my phone calls and txt because I’ve asked her the same question everyday for a week. Rude.

[Jory Carson @JoryCarson]

@blairr_mariee Payback really sucks huh

[Jory Carson @JoryCarson]

Y’all this is my friend Blair mofo Langan. Huuuuge kuntry girl! She’s down for hunting, fishing, and muddin at the ole deer camp. She’s just a doe lookin for her buck. Hit her up. @blairr_mariee

[dalle @dalle_rutledge]

There’s only 4 reasons to put in a T post:
The ground is too wet
The ground is too hard
Occasion grounder for lightening
You’re going to replace it later.

This is my soapbox and I will die on it and then you can bury me under a nice wood post, thanks.