Joe Lynch

Follow the increasingly poor decisions of Joseph Lynch. Not an accredited zoologist.

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"Your voice wasn't exactly made for radio, was it?" Elderly customer - 2016.

[Joe Lynch @Jos_Lynchos]

Nobody tell them renewable energy’s a scam.

The turbines just grind grain, we’ve been using the hedge fund money to get pissed.

[Biscuit 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🔶️ @PerfideAlbion]

what even goes on here

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The only good pint pullers in France are English.

FILL UP THE FUCKING GLASS YOU FROG CUNT

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Je suis Anglais. Je ne suis pas désolé.

[Kat Abughazaleh @KatAbughazaleh]

78 seconds of pure art

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Pure buzzing for the exit polls me

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SERENITY NOW!!

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HOOCHIE MAMA!

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Sure, I can feel the ocean’s raging glory when I watch their eyes, but who cares?!

Work in a shop or something.

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“Brandy” by Looking Glass is a great song.

Until you’re actually laying whisky down for a bunch of lonely sailors who just want to pass the time away, talking about their homes.

Then the whole shtick gets kinda old.

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Seinfeld is my least favourite character on Seinfeld.

By a country mile.

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I’m gonna make so much money selling bines to 35 year olds when I’m old

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Gaslighting drunk football lads into thinking there’s vodka in the cranberry juice I’ve just served them.

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Union Street, Aberdeen.

1pm on a Thursday.

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I reckon I’m the first person to eat a Greggs on the metty

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I could totally beat Tony Blair in a fight and I'm not even hard

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One of the Hairy Bikers dying is not what I needed today. Fuck.

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@GeminiCockspit read another book guys please, you're 34 years old

[Joe Lynch @Jos_Lynchos]

Oh Ed Balls, can't you go five seconds without humiliating yourself?

[Nelly @NellyChristmas]

Just Ed Balls kicking Susanna Reid in the head on GMB 😂 #GMB #GMTV #SusannaReid #EdBalls #ITV