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@ManCity ⚽️ | Live Fast, Die Rich!

[Astra 🪖 @Astra_szn]

To the girls who rejected us without having to waste our time and money first

[Adika @Adikastakes]

Pep has taught him the dark arts of reverse psychology

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

If this vodoo/juju works, why does it only work on useless things, why can't we utilize it to better Africa e.g get rid of bad leaders, improve the economy

[⚡️🇧🇼 @Priceless_MCI]

Americans finally realizing football is the biggest sport there is.

[Janty @CFC_Janty]

Portugal look good until it’s time to play football

[CJ☔️ @samwakinsvv]

Banning Russia was completely fine?
Looks like hypocrisy to me.

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

Hoes, second best thing to happen to man after football

[Rance @son_of_uki]

i swear on my grandfather's grave
once i become a multi millionaire, black women will never see my nakedness again

[Troll Football Media @TrollFootball2]

We’ve got our Puskás winner from Türkiye 🇹🇷

No goal is beating this one

[superdad @udysznx]

women cheating means more whores (free pussy)

women not cheating means more moral women for marriage

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

They’d fuck your chick without thinking twice, spare nobody’s chick

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I will never understand why every patient takes almost an hour with the doctor, but when I go in, I’m out in less than five minutes.

[Terminator_🇳🇦 @pelle476]

NDF boys in the next few months

[SKB @seyikanbai]

you see that second round of s£x? it’s just to satisfy the woman.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Get married while you are still young, because if you grow older, you become wiser and a wise person does not get married.

[Lukas Not Podolski @OtitoNosike]

“Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist.”

—Epicurus.

[KHAN'✨ @khanofkhans11_]

My salary is not even enough but my co-worker with a wife and 3 kids is living on the same salary.

[︎ ︎venom @venom1s]

Simps have inflated the ego of girls so much that every mid girl thinks she's a baddie these days.

[Kambidhi Seppalä @SikGuluva]

If a female bought you cologne she smelled it on another mf first.

[SLIME EM OUT @Booegiemann]

I’ll let yall decide what the other 4 things are, but whores are definitely a top 5 greatest creation of all time.